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Stephanie Shenouda

@_sshenouda

Always: in the weeds and v caffeinated. dog mom x2. Past lives: #BraveWins, @staceyabrams, #MiLeg, @DBusiness, @HFA, @umich. Aspiring Leslie Knope. She/Her

Joined June 2009
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Yesterday I interviewed someone that used to work at Cinnabon, and I asked 10 minutes of follow up questions about Cinnabon and then offered her the job.
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I hate these but I’m too OCD to not do them, sorry.
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@buffys25 Oct 2025
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in November.
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When your win streak can legally drink alcohol. #BeatStateNews
Michigan Daily Sports (@theblockm) profile pictureMichigan Daily Sports@theblockm25 Oct 2025
The Michigan Daily beats The State News 8-2, extending its win streak to 21 years.
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@buffys29 Aug 2025
post a random picture or else everything will go bad in september.
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Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s engagement pics dropped the same day as the return of the Starbucks fall menu. What an incredible day for some people (me).
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If you’ve been to a @UMichFootball game, you know this is false.
Rory McCarthy (@roryisconfused) profile pictureRory McCarthy@roryisconfused11 Dec 2023
Just copying in my theory of why Mr. Brightside is more popular in the UK than America from a group chat
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is it too early for Christmas decorations?
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Longest week of my life.
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Got invited to a friendsgiving and reflexively started formatting the spreadsheet to be more user friendly. Hopefully I don't get uninvited.
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"Protect yourself, however you can. I do not care what you do. Be selfish. Be angry. Buy yourself things. Stop shaving. Eat a doughnut on the toilet. Scream in to the void. Stay hydrated. Take up yoga. Give up yoga. Just survive." everywhereist.com/2024/11/it…
It is Time For Our Cockroach Era

It is Time For Our Cockroach Era

Hello. Hi. It’s me. Hey. Howya doing? Yeah, ME, TOO. (Sobs turn into maniacal laughing.) (Slowly transforms into The Joker.) It was a tough year before this past Tuesday, to be honest. If someone had...

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FIELD GOAL UNIT! FIELD GOAL UNIT! FIELD GOAL UNIT!
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Just spilled an extremely large container of soup all over myself while eating lunch at my desk. This was really not what I needed on today of all days.
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“Have fun at work. Feel free to text or call me if you’re in distress or if you just want to.”
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"You seem to be holding up well" Thanks, a part of me died in 2016 and my brain and heart were never the same. 👍
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please keep the “we survived him once, we will do it again” tweets in the drafts or better yet delete them. millions of people did not in fact survive him, and millions more will not survive him again.
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kendra@kendramorous6 Nov 2024
lock tf in. get your ass in mutual aid groups. lend your time to meal services. care for people in the way a vote simply never could. advocate for community gardens and libraries. stop betraying community. you don’t get a sticker or gold star. lock in.
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Leslie saying "I think you're underestimating the voters."

ALT Leslie saying "I think you're underestimating the voters."

Jen [laughing]

ALT Jen [laughing]

Jen saying "I don't think that is possible"

ALT Jen saying "I don't think that is possible"

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Polish Village gets it.
Mari Manoogian (@MariManoogian) profile pictureMari Manoogian@MariManoogian2 Nov 2024
Spotted in Hamtramck, MI. ✨
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Have never heard of this happening. Bravo!
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I don’t understand a single play we chose to make in this game.
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Did my civic duty today (IYNYNK).
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