Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.

Joined February 2009
As a Chiefs fan, this is the down-baddest I’ve ever seen Travis
based on this video, who is more down bad?
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This is very Jensen Ackles coded
PEOPLE teases the Sexiest Man Alive 2026. Who do you think it is?
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If I pay for @Spotify premium, why the fuck is there a monthly audiobook listening limit?????
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This is taking off and I accidentally made someone’s workday at Spotify hell I’m so sorry Spotify employee
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No I can’t kill myself I have to see what else Mike Flanagan makes
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I feel like I’ve seen Shane Madej walk like this before
I love gay Halloween wym you’re Yoko & John Lennon doing his funny walk
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This is fucking insane
wtf I’d wrong with some of you… Joe is blocking all of you.
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Who the fuck are these people
Total Millennial Death. How did so many become parasocially obsessed with such dysgenic losers talking at them through a screen? Crazy work.
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Because sometimes little girls want to play mommy and that’s perfectly fine
Why would I buy my daughter a Barbie doing a C-section when I could buy her one heading to Mars?
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It’s a transitive verb you goddamn idiots, “get a coffee” is correct too
Sean Lock said it best
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Um excuse me Kansas is the wheat state
Ok this might be my favorite map of U.S. regions.
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I met with a gastric specialist today and they want to do an endoscopy. I’m hoping that this will finally help clear things up
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Not intentionally but I KNOW I did and said shit that was learned from other white ppl until I knew better. I can absolutely say I’ve never said the n-word tho and I never fuckin will
“y’all didn’t have a racist past when u were teenagers?” no?????????????
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A student call I legitimately just got Student: hello I’m trying to work on [module] but it says “disabled by instructor”??? But I’ve made my payment???
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DA BILL
Name the College Football Stadium under construction.
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Can we get rid of all political television ads?? Idc whose it is I always turn it off cause they’re so goddamn annoying
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I don’t take birth control for men’s approval, I take birth control to manage my fucking PCOS you dumb bitch
Replying to @caramelbyblur
it’s very misogynistic lmao, women go through all sorts of dumb surgery for male approval and men walk around fat and careless!
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Oooh well I’ll be watching then!!
For the first time in over 45 years, the World Series will feature two teams both in search of their first World Series championship
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I’m rewatching KSU v KU bc we had family over while it was on and anyway i don’t understand the chip that Dylan Edwards has on his shoulder about KSU?? Like he chose to transfer and suddenly he’s mad at K-State??? Did I miss something I’m serious lmao
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I’m turning off replies bc I’m tired of yall lol
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No literally, we had a neighbor who had one in his 40s and just died and left behind his wife and young sons
niggas literally drop dead from pulmonary embolisms we don't even need to talk about jalen playing again we need to worry about him living
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