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the nekojiru-sō shorts are probably the most psychologically compelling bits of comedy i've seen in a long time, chiikawa but sociopathic in a way

ywah i got a php (a pretty huge penis)

had incredibly severe spectrophobia growing up bc i overheard my dad telling some joke about bloody mary and i was literally unable to be alone in a room with a mirror without having an anxiety attack until like age 11

god im so funny it's craaazy

? not a lost art at all my ex would do this for free and she didn't even need her hands

no max miller i do not want to buy your cookbook full of food nobody eats or likes anymore

i have an arousal response to the scent of rotting flesh and i'm not particularly sure why

this shit is sending me because what the fuck was it even supposed to mean in the first place

im the worst person i know and that makes my heart race

ive been abusing cough medicine to sleep for like weeks now so maybe i should stop but now i cant turn my brain off #help #drugtwt

i hope she tastes me in every can of beer she buys

neighbor thinks 10pm is the perfect time to start hammering shit #die

"don't vote" yeah bro tell me you're a privileged faggot without telling me you're a privileged faggot

you show a cat an object and it sniffs it like "oh what's this"

i am legitimately disgusted by people that cannot keep their space clean