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i wore glasses and contacts for the majority of my life. got a surgery that took two minutes and now have better than perfect vision. this surgery can be used for an overwhelming majority of vision impaired people, but we live in a society that prioritizes money over people
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This is Gambit. Everyone said the doggie paddle would come naturally to him. Turns out they were right. 13/10
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This is Indiana, Harlow and Reese. Harlow only sleeps well in the center of a dachshund sandwich. Thankfully, Indiana and Reese are always available. 14/10 for all
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My toddler just put her mouth up against the kitchen drawer and screamed “ARE YOU OKAY IN THERE SELLOTAPE???” if anyone needed a small hit of innocent joy.
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a guy who lost his brother to covid during lockdown is being interviewed on bbc news and was asked who would be a good replacement for boris johnson from the tory party and he said “that’s like asking me to pick my favourite flavour of animal poo”
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Just heard a woman say, “I never give my dog medicine I haven’t tried first” and her friend responded, “oh, Janet, no.”
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Found out I was making 20% more than my coworker so we spent lunch drafting an email for her to renegotiate her contract. Talk about your pay!!


















