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I dread leg days but after I finish I be so gotdamn content like, bitch you did that.

it’s a cute mini gym bag that I’ve been eyeing but it’s $43.. I’ll carry a Walmart bag before I pay that.

Big X better keep his big ass in the house

life with NO parole.. that’s tough

can’t believe it’s been a year 😢 me and punchy used to keeee

chile, same.

I was tryna wait to see if T-Mobile was gone fwu again w/ the $5 movie ticket but I don’t have time for doomsday to be sold out.

I did this to my kid & she said “ain’t nobody scared of yo bootyhole lips”

something so refreshing about taking a 💩.. I feel reborn

somebody said it’s time to turn Greg Abbott into a Waymo & I been laughing at that shit ever since

binge watching it now 😩

extra wet 😢

I haven’t had sleep like that in a min.

I need to go other replaces in my spare time besides the gym 😅

I am neither. Please give auntie a pen or Eddie Murphy