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Joined January 2010
Every single thing I set out to do will work in my favour.
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Shitting on yourself is personal business. You are the one who knows how much that PB means to you. Interacting with people after instead of going home to clean up? Disgusting and a health hazard.
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The funniest thing about the internet is you will never be allowed to outgrow previous versions of yourself.
Janet Mbugua is not a credible source on that topic juu at one time she was a deep believer in marriage. She believe deeply enough to get married and talk about submission. Yes, Janet used to talk about being open to submission in marriage. SIJASAHAU.
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phantéau retweeted
If Edwin Sifuna cannot win presidential elections, it should be his problem and that of his supporters. Why does it bother Wetangula, Mudavadai and Atuoli more than Sifuna?
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Shame is a construct and I need you to start constructing.
Part 1 #standardcharteredmarathon This is the best shitty story you are ever going to read because shame is a construct that is non existent in the World of Mansa 😁 In the quest for a sub 3 Marathon, in an Official Course, I shat myself… but who cares? 🤣 Despite using #loperamide before and within the run, I knew the caffeine gels were going to mess up my stomach. And for sure at 22km, right there on Kibera hill, the bathroom call came, not so far from the place I had to use the bush during my Stanchart RECCE I had 2 options, use the bathrooms provided, which meant, stop and struggle to pick up pace after, or keep going and hope for the best! I chose the later, & by 28km it was evident that the bathroom call could no longer wait! Kukaza matako and run fast at the same time is not easy at all since they both use the same muscle ( did you know that? Now you know ) 🤣 Stopping was not an option! In the words of @nimsdai giving up is not in the blood! So I did what I had to do, kukaza haga proper 😂 At 40km, the worst happened! The shat came at SAWE speed 😂😭 The finish line was near and that’s all that mattered! In the end, a 2:46:20 marathon was in the bag, & shitting myself was a small price to pay for it! Having shed a whole 11 mins, 26 secs from my previous pb, the joy, more like euphoria, was everything 🙌🏾 definitely stronger than the smell 😆 After getting my medal, I took a whole carton of water and dashed to the bathroom to clean up… it was a mess! Shit on my shorts, socks, shoes… everywhere 😭 not even the whole box of water could save me! Thanks to the guys at carnivore for allowing me to use their bathroom to clean up! After cleaning up, I came back & proudly mingled with people as if nothing had happened 😂. In case you smelt something weird, that was me and I’m sorry 🤣 To everyone who said hello on my way back and I probably did not respond, now you know what I was going through! Poleni sana! I was going through a lot 😂 To the guy at 40km who ran along side, filming & asking me questions, my apologies… I was in a shitty situation & couldn’t say shit 😂 please send me that video 🙏🏽 To my Formation Team, your post is loading 🙌🏾 you guys are special and you made today a reality @edgarruner , Atati, Ng’eno & Lee. Nyinyi lazima niwaandikie shairi 🙌🏾
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That’s two years in a row ‘better than Lewis’ is going without a championship. In his prime too. 🫠
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Mbappe!!!
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Let’s go Leclerc!!
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Pit lane races are boring af.
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So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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The older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home
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There’s a man united fan who is also waiting for Ferrari to make their day worse.
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Liverpool.
Brentford Brighton Bournemouth. Axis of death. The Bermuda Triangle
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Why do you enjoy killing children?
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They might actually be finished. You know?
United 😂😂😂
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Yeah, they’re done.
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All this energy you're using to push the idea of men using our bathrooms down our throats should be directed towards educating fellow men to understand and respect other men's choices. No woman has ever complained about studs because we feel safe around each other. Goooshhh!
They survived four years in boys’ high schools, so what? Does that mean they must feel safe in men’s spaces for the rest of their lives? 😂 You people confuse surviving an environment with feeling safe in it. And calling everything you don’t understand “American problems”
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