YomiYaps

My girlfriend and I decided to play a game where we would reveal the weirdest things we’d ever done during our five years together. I thought we’d laugh about embarrassing memories, but her confession left me questioning whether I actually knew the woman I’d been planning to marry. We’ve been together for five years, and I honestly thought we’d shared almost everything with each other. We were sitting on the couch one evening when I suggested the game. The rules were simple: take turns revealing the strangest or most unbelievable thing we’d done during our relationship. She volunteered to go first. At first, she was laughing and seemed excited to tell her story. She explained that during a sleepover with three of her female friends, their security guard suddenly entered the house claiming there had been a robbery nearby. According to her, he told the four women that it wasn’t safe for him to leave them alone, so he offered to stay inside and protect them. Me: “Wait, the security guard actually stayed inside the house with all four of you?” GF: “Yes. We were scared, so we agreed.” Me: “Okay, so what happened next?”