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Jordan Guinn

@aJordanGuinn

*Murder reporter turned houseporn scribe. *Reply guy. ''Abysmal winner'' *Helped bully Steve Rannazzisi off Twitter

Joined March 2013
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Comfort the afflicted. Afflict the comfortable.
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If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?
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Absolutely the fuck not Not because of roids, but because his numbers are extremely mid (outside of HRs)
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@OleTimeHardball10h
You hold the deciding vote in the Hall of Fame case for Mark McGwire. Does he get in?
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Joe Rogan, famously uninvolved with UFC.
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Of my favorite Giants of my lifetime. Should've been on the 2002 team.
Random Giants Home Runs (@RandomGiantsHR) profile pictureRandom Giants Home Runs@RandomGiantsHROct 22
Ellis Burks (9) - June 27, 1999 239th of career Solo home run off Chan Ho Park
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Double Bubble@tee_danjaOct 21
Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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Thinking about YCSE when Elizabeth Holmes immediately slides into her Bass Grifter Voice when she's working the phones for the 2.0 version.
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😭😭😭
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@zubic_ethOct 19
This dude got absolutely rinsed in record time
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@anthraxp1mpOct 19
Whatever man
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@anthraxp1mpOct 19
There arent even English words fitting for the shit I talk on chess dot com
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They aren't going down. Enjoy the new normal. This is our life now.
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@unusual_whalesOct 18
Diesel prices set to stay high through 2027 as refineries struggle to meet demand, per Goldman Sachs.
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Linus@punishedlinusstOct 18
It's called the 2nd amendment liberal
John (@MagaGrunt1) profile pictureJohn
@MagaGrunt1Oct 16
🇺🇸The religion of peace. Do I have your attention yet.🇺🇸
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Cody Johnston@drmistercodyOct 16
Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.
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J r u e@thatl0calguyOct 16
Dodgers and Seahawks lose on the same day for the second time in five days.
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The Brewers to the Dodgers in the NLCS
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I've seen enough. The Dodgers season ends in the NLCS.
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DJ R-Tistic
@DJRTisticOct 14
You could tell who’s from L.A. just by the stance lmaoo
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Ruben || Check the Rhyme (@checktherhyme1_) profile pictureRuben || Check the Rhyme@checktherhyme1_Oct 13
Kurupt x The LOX
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Support this man
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@heyyitsjaneaOct 14
the influencer voice is EXTREMELY accurate i must say lmao 😭
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Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”
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allowableman@allowableman2Oct 13
The best one
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miko  (@mikomoonrider) profile picturemiko @mikomoonriderOct 13
y'all sleeping on r/bertstrips, these are some of the funniest things on the Internet
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The Kings LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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@extrastatsOct 12
Each NBA team's longest active win streak vs one opponent:
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kelli@LagunaBiotchIGOct 11
People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas
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