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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
"I think the American people want better than that. I think the American people want better than [gestures at Trump with disgust]... this." — Harris
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
does Trump think debate is like Telephone where the goal is to make it impossible to tell what the question was
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Trump is like, but a man went on television and made a claim someone ate his dog… you are telling me a man can just go on the tv and LIE???
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If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024
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more questions for potential jurors wapo.st/3Jmo4tc
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Margot Robbie is 3 years older than Blanche DuBois in Streetcar Named Desire who hid her face in dim soft shaded lighting so male suitors wouldn’t see how old and decrepit she was lol
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Kyrsten Sinema announced that she’s leaving the senate and changing her name to Abracadabra Netflix
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Holding the incumbent to an impossible standard while his sweaty, drug-riddled, incoherent and confused opponent is held to no standard at all, is why we’re here.
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Good morning.
He bought himself some time. Not vindication.
SCOTUS might be apathetic to the threat he represents. You are not.
He is hoping this will discourage and demoralize you. It will not.
There is no version of this story where he’s back in the White House and free of his crimes.
You determine how this ends. Not him.
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“You’re welcome.” —Colman Domingo and Hannah Waddingham rightfully introducing themselves at the Emmys
Aaron Hartzler retweeted
"If a drag queen wants to read you a story at a library, listen to her because knowledge is power, and if someone tries to restrict your access to power, they are trying to scare you. So listen to a drag queen!"
—RuPaul’s #Emmys speech