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Aaron Kessler

@aaronkessler

Former bookmaker, current bon vivant. Enthusiast of: sports, sports betting, food + drink, trivia, music, and more. Fan of: Cubs/Bears/VGK/Illini/Aces/CFC.

 Las Vegas
Joined May 2009
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get well soon @Modelo_Man_
Degenerate Tracker (@DegenTracker_) profile pictureDegenerate Tracker
@DegenTracker_Oct 28
BREAKING: DraftKings bettor lost $81,000, had car repossessed, and wife left him
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Ticket market was super weird too. Vivid/StubHub/SeatGeek all went up a bunch (~30%) overnight even tho stock went up too. Meanwhile AXS (official resale) got low. Wonder if email went out to the STHs warning them not to sell cheap on non-AXS sites. (I paid $63 for 120 Row C)
Steve Carp (@stevecarp56) profile pictureSteve Carp@stevecarp56Oct 28
A ton of empty seats inside @TMobileArena. We're probably looking at the smallest crowd in VGK history (non-Covid of course).
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Simply add to your house rules "All players still remaining in the tournament must either officially withdraw or play at least one shot after a wager for the wager to have action" You're welcome sportsbooks
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Anyone have a good scores app that won't keep serving me unblockable audio ads like @YahooSports? This absolutely has to go.
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Quite possibly the worst feature in the history of features
Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskOct 25
We’re adding long press on like to send someone $1 via 𝕏 Money
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Kyler Gordon, a CB who has been active for 63:30 of football this season, is now tied for 10th in sacks in the NFL this season
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"Medically speaking, the kidney is far more sensitive than a football" probably a top 10 sentence ever on this app. Excellent bit, Pizzola.
Rob Pizzola, M.D. (@robpizzola) profile pictureRob Pizzola, M.D.
@robpizzolaOct 20
The peanut punch is everywhere right now. Speaking as a Twitter doctor, I’d advise defenders to fake the punch at the ball and land a clean shot to the kidney instead. Medically speaking, the kidney is far more sensitive than a football. Might still force the fumble. Definitely forces some pain. Scumbag move? Absolutely. Competitive edge? Also absolutely.
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Ball don't lie
Sam Lee (@parlaysam) profile pictureSam Lee@parlaysamOct 18
Replying to @JeffreyBenson12
@JeffreyBenson12 let me in to grandissimo. Proxy told me 30 min after deadline. I had the rams!@ViewFromVegas @LastMenPod @CircaSports @CircaLasVegas
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the National Football League, folks
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There's only one thing I can say after watching the @CoachTomlin Minecraft city tour episode 1, but I'll let my favorite (real, somehow) building in Sapporo do the talking for me
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Anthony Kay and Peter Lambert dueling in the MLB playoffs, Swallows/BayStars rivalry cannot be contained
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No Escalators@NoEscalatorsSep 30
Society was in general correct to move past horrific medieval punishments, but I think we can make an exception for the guy who game up with Liberty Bibberty
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Found @NFL_Totals's burner
I am your Padre (@Eggorian) profile pictureI am your Padre
@EggorianSep 29
Do you want to go to the #Padres / Cubs playoff game on Wednesday night with me? This is me. I sit here….dugout club section 4. Due to circumstances beyond my control, I no longer have a date for the game and want to fix that. Are you: 1) Female 2) Single 3) Age 30-55 4) A Padres fanatic If so, you qualify! I am: 53 6’0” 180 lbs Almost divorced (4.5 years and counting. Final November hearing) 2 grown kids Business owner 25% season ticket holder If you’re interested, send me a DM. I’m dreading the trip back to Bumble/Hinge next week and hopeful this helps avoid that! #forthefaithful
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Is there anything Sam Roush can't do wrong??
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Stefan 🐯 (@TkachukFanAcc) profile pictureStefan 🐯@TkachukFanAccSep 28
Every good baseball player on each MLB team that made the playoffs:
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50-45????? Van won but I have no idea how you get there
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Anyone who sold for $3.5k after Week 1 is an EV genius EV vs utility the only question here but these are bonkers prices.
Survivor Sweat (@SurvivorSweat) profile pictureSurvivor Sweat
@SurvivorSweatSep 16
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Tuesday Marketplace update: 13 #CircaSurvivor entries sold pick control, notable sales: $3.5k for 98% (Raiders) $3.9k for 98% (Raiders) $3,450 for 97% (Steelers)
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Imagine scoring less than 14 in a quarter. Couldn't be my team.
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Congrats @fade_material
Vegasfan1970 (@Vegasfan1970) profile pictureVegasfan1970@Vegasfan1970Sep 11
Saw this on Vegas Message Board. 100% not my pic. Could you imagine??? I think someone said the odds of 20x dealt AWAK is in the billions??
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Didn't walk the leadoff guy once. (the real ones know)
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBSep 1
Robert Stock picks up his first win since 2019!
Final Score Graphic 08/31/2026 Mets 3 (62-76) vs. Rays 2 (82-55) Pictured: Robert Stock begins to throw a pitch. He wears a gray Mets away jersey and a blue cap.

ALT Final Score Graphic 08/31/2026 Mets 3 (62-76) vs. Rays 2 (82-55) Pictured: Robert Stock begins to throw a pitch. He wears a gray Mets away jersey and a blue cap.

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