professor pee-pees 🔞

Okay hello world i’m very nervous about this but because ao3 is down i’m temporarily making this account public 🫣 you might’ve seen my fics (robinabitch) and if you have you’ll know i do all things piss! so if you’re into piss and you’re into the pitt then hi we’ll get along 🩷

Still a firm believer that dennis’s bathmat incident was some type of pee accident btw

If you want me to stop talking about dennis whitaker’s weak pelvic floor you’ll have to kill me

The sammy bryant vomit and pants pissing incident means more to me than words can say

hucklerobby puppy play without piss is like an angel without wings

Is it too predictable of me to say i watched the pitt in the first place because i saw people talking about robby’s piss desperation arc

I do want dennis to have a pee scene in season 3 but if it’s not a pants peeing scene i’ll be very disappointed

Once again thinking about torturing robby’s poor old bladder with a pregnancy

dennis resting his head on robby’s belly when robby really has to pee

“one like isn’t a lot” imagine dennis whitaker pissing himself in front of you

DO NOT tickle dennis whitaker i repeat DO NOT tickle him he will pee EVERYWHERE

I want dennis to get a uti and go to work with his bladder all sore and needing to pee every 5 minutes and constantly squirming and feeling like he’s on the verge of wetting himself his whole shift

Man i’m so excited for the dennis whitaker falling over and pissing his pants incident in season 3

I really do think titus would benefit from having someone press on his full bladder while he cries and tries to squirm away

How it feels to reply and qrt people as professor pee pees

if you don’t like piss please don’t throw rocks at me please just ignore me block me etc >_< I make no secret of who i am or what this account is i just want to be able to have some piss chat with the kind of reach i usually get by posting on ao3