Writer for @theAthletic

Joined October 2025
love is a bitch if he doesn’t call out all these hoe ass niggas for the drops
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this entire packers team
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wowwww what an arm punt
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golden is garbage bro fuck outta my face
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still 7-10 in my eyes
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last week we would’ve thrown the ball 3 times in a row in the end zone 🕊️
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josh jacobs
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OMGGGGGG
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RUN OF THE YEAR BY RODGERS OMG
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he’s just so tuff bro omg
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not a single soul is going to miss that november 10th game
Jaylen Brown's response to Jayson Tatum saying there's no beef: "He got a great PR team. There's no beef but there might be a little lamb chops with some gravy." (🎥 via @krisrhim1)
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it’s quiet as fuck in here
Arch number one hype deadass based off people thinking manning bloodline will kick in like viltrumite genes
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this the last season that jamal murray will be a nugget
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brah said I ain’t never been no hoe he’s gonna be special in this league
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people saying defense is IQ which is partially true but PG one of the bendiest ever at his size with crazy reflexes
Him still being all-world defensively is crazy
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game is simple
who’s stopping a boozer/edey front court?
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i promise no other wing on this earth is making that play besides his brother
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i promise no other wing on this earth is making that play besides his brother
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this is just a terrible overreaction man
San Antonio got an entire team where nobody is a good stand still creator, zero backend size alongside Wemby, and don’t have the personnel to guard Shai (without selling out to him)
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cowboys game a good example of why golden upside is insane and watson’s limitations the latter is a great zone beater and field stretcher but still struggles against press
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