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calypso

@abeqne

bread connoisseur

Joined October 2009
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solar eclipse ✨️
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id give up on my soulmate if he snored fuck off
☆ (@thechicchaos) profile picture☆@thechicchaosNov 10
Y’all really giving up on your soulmate over a little infidelity?
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literally everyone in the world wants me
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sunset before 5pm is evil xxxxxxz
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@Demeter_EriniaNov 10
Somewhere in the ocean, there is an octopus with the same birthday as you
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reckon I can drive home after 3 shots of patron
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slim pickins
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your regret is not my future
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my daughter is so perfect how did I do that
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Kie@mcvizzoNov 10
Gingers are the new blondes
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i hope whoevers still setting fireworks off get the clap
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I love Christmas cause I can just shop all day and it's productive
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cant believe I have a gymnast im so excited
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gasping when someone my age gets pregnant
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teen pregnancy
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This is the best thing ever I need everyone to send me clown
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men are so sexy i wish they were funny
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‏ًً@enletritasNov 4
“las chicas deberían hablar con varios chicos para poder elegir al mejor” yo después de hablar con uno solo:
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haven’t had one of those heart shaped bicep pics in my dms yet, was it something i said?
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