Seemingly under the impression that God can be glorified with frivolous Red Sox tweets and occasional Star Wars hot takes.
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MLB journalists tomorrow releasing the initial batch of pre-written lockout-handwringing articles:
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@AnaheimDucks @SanJoseSharks please give Connor Hellebuyck the welcome he deserves when Winnipeg visits this weekend. He probably won't get much on-ice appreciation otherwise.
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TD allowed on defense
Patriots, when Milton Williams plays, reg + post (15 games):
1st quarter- 9
Rest of game- 17
Seahawks, reg + post (19 games):
1st quarter- 4
Rest of game- 28
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@canonlawyered Your aversion to ABS suddenly makes sense.
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@NESN assuming you wouldn't pressure Youkilis to eat on-air during the Yom Kippur fast, what reason is there to pressure the guys to eat on Good Friday?
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@nonebusinesshey @BirthGauge @lymanstoneky The UN is releasing its 2024 World Population Prospects now and it looks bad... webtv.un.org/en/asset/k1p/k1…
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@lymanstoneky They can't keep getting away with this.
According to the WPP 2024 it is expected that the world’s population will peak at around 10.3 billion people in the mid-2080s. un.org/sustainabledevelopmen…
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@suzania I sense a block coming soon, so if that happens, feel free to use these however you'd like (or not at all, that's fine too).
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The Conan Hot Ones episode was a unique generation-gap-bridging experience. He taught about comedy while being funny, working in nods to Chaucer and Letterman. It's like if old Buster Keaton hosted SNL, taught young Bill Murray about Shakespeare, and was the best guest host ever.
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@summoningsalt are you following the Team 0% Super Mario Maker 1 endgame and, if so, are you considering doing a video on it down the road?
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@BillSimmons looking forward to @TheRewatchables live in DC tonight, but I'm begging you: let's just have a nice time; please don't bring back that... Forrest Gump impression like you're probably planning. It's been a rough decade for us and we could use a break. Please Bill.
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Stop talking about overpopulation.
census.gov/newsroom/press-re…
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2,229 days elapsed after George RR Martin's A Dance with Dragons- enough time for the makers of Logan Lucky to film & release this classic scene in theaters. It has now been 2,229 days since the film & those inmates are still waiting on The Winds of Winter
youtu.be/Nwa6xgIZCv8
