I design things, all sorts of things – it's a right ruddy hoot! By day, Children's Fiction and Non-Fiction Art Director at Pan Macmillan. All views my own, etc.
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For anyone thinking, wouldn’t it be lovely to pop into Fortnum & Mason to pick up a couple of Christmas bits . . . No. No it wouldn’t
I’ve forgotten my headphones. I don’t want to be dramatic but this this is going to be the worst day ever.
Whilst out running this evening I passed a cluster (?) of six cats. It was like some weird feline version of West Side Story. I’m sure one of them might have been snapping its paws.
Long, sedentary day at the office? Get yourself home for a late night speed hill run said no one ever 💪
On my morning road run, earlier today, a chap paused getting into his car to stop me and tell me I have strong legs . . . Thanks . . . ? I think . . . ?! In my dearly departed Grandmothers tone, that would not have been a compliment #running #stronglegs #grewthemmyself #exercise
Am I the only person who sees a neighbour lifting a very heavy suitcase into their car and immediately jumps to some weird Hitchcock murder mystery storyline in their head?!
The very best of new @frankcottrell_b X
Frank Cottrell-Boyce chosen as new children’s laureate theguardian.com/books/articl…
Please let it have saved . . . Please let it have saved . . . Please let it have saved . . . #softwarecrashes 🤞
No more rain it said today when I left for my run. That is very much the opposite of what’s just happened . . . #AprilShowers
A wet and windy Good Friday run listening to Beyoncé sing about cowboys. It’s what Jesus would have wanted. Happy long weekend 🏃♀️🐣
I’ve become a person who drapes a jumper over their shoulders, just in case it’s cold later . . . f*ck I know, I know, I’ve let myself down.
Definitely the kinda temperatures you want to spend over 30 minutes waiting for a delayed train in 🥶
Nothing quite so embarrassing as being a fully grown adult person with extremely ticklish feet who needs a pedicure #adultfails
So I’ve got a ‘trendy’ portal / remote thermostat. Do you think I can ruddy find it?! #dulldomesticfails
Dearest gentle folk of South East London. I thank you for the twinkly light’s. Hugely enjoying their company on my December runs #festiveexercise #illuminatingruns #december
The weekly Covers meeting, as it’s name suggests is at exactly the same time EVERY week. And yet, despite this, and having attended it for the last 18 years, why do I still find myself doing all the actual work in the panicked three hours prior to kick off?! #designertraditions