Enjoy every sandwich

Houston, TX
Joined April 2010
A 7 year old just walked by me in sweatpants with an iPhone on a belt clip. I don't know if I should laugh at him or cry for him
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Football is back
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Putting you on notice @BarstoolBigCat I’m at the Shedd and your stingray record is being broken today
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Dest is having an awful game
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Patrick Mahomes on my tv? Football is back
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Giveaway time! If you wanna win this Aerodactyl V PSA 10 Follow @Catscollecttcg Like and retweet ! Ends in a week
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Once went on a date with a girl who said all bbq restaurants are the same and serve the exact same food. We did not go on a second date
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46 years later and we’re back baby!!!!
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With Mike Tomlin stepping down I need to know if The Standard is still The Standard
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Reminder Mac and cheese is the most overrated side dish
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I’d be fine if Reed didn’t take another shot tonight
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Can’t have a come back if you aren’t behind #RyderCup2025
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