annie

a couple hours before my mom’s funeral, i had to go to urgent care because i got stung for the first time by a yellowjacket and could no longer move my hand and the nurse giving me a steroid was like “any big plans later😁” and i was like ummmmm

neck injury that drastically limits physical activity coinciding with the first week of total darkness at 5pm…. right right right

made breakfast tacos today

if the pope excommunicates jd vance i might start levitating

good morning y’all 🦅🦅🦅

FIVE-STAR GENERAL, Y’ALL BEST SALUTE!

SO WHEN YOU’RE DONE DOING WHATEVER AND WHEN YOU’RE THROUGH DOING WHOEVER! YOU KNOW DENTON COUNTY WILL BE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU

healings listening to the 2004 bowling for soup hit ohio (come back to texas) right now

RAHHHHHHH I LOVE MY COUNTRY TEXAS

parents please check your kids’ halloween candy. i just found the funky friday x pride & prejudice (2005) edit inside of a snickers bar. i am literally shaking in fear. this is not okay.

poll guy apologetically was like… we obviously just ran out of the good stickers

one hour before the third 4:45pm sunset and someone in the neighborhood blasting sympathy is a knife … well said diva….

i feel like him

girl who just watched the 2008 proshot of rent, having never before experienced rent in full: so is rent the greatest musical of all time

made a hat