Undertaker, death & funeral historian, blogger & restaurant critic. Aspiring author. All views are my own & no one else’s.
Bristol, England
Joined April 2009
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It is almost impossible to drive anywhere in Bristol now because @BristolCouncil have put ridiculous bus lanes and cycle lanes in everywhere. It’s an absolute joke! The congestion in this city because of it is so frustrating.
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🔵 𝗛𝗜𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗜𝗥𝗘 ❯ En ce jour de commémoration de l’Armistice 🕊 de 1918, remontons le temps.
3 jours après la fin de la guerre, plusieurs bataillons américains 🇺🇸 du Signal Corps (arme des transmissions) défilent devant le Château de Cheverny, en présence des deux fils du Marquis et de la Marquise de Vibraye, tout juste revenus du front.
▶︎ En effet, de 1917 à 1919, près de 300 000 soldats américains 🇺🇸 passent par la vallée du Cher, où se trouve le camp de base du corps expéditionnaire U.S.
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#11novembre
As much as I’ve never really liked #DavidWalliams he is innocent until PROVEN guilty. These are just allegations at the moment and no police investigation has begun. I think it’s wrong for his livelihood to be destroyed before he’s had his day in court.
Peter Abraham 🎩🎩⚰️⚰️💀💀 retweeted
🟢 𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗣𝗘𝗦 🌷❯ Ca y est : les 𝟱𝟬𝟬.𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗯𝗲𝘀 💐 ont été plantés à la main 🖐️ !
Cette mission hors-norme permet de créer les 2 magnifiques rubans de tulipes de 250 mètres de long et 12 mètres de large. Un véritable travail d'équipe !
🌸 Rendez-vous fin mars / début avril pour admirer ce magnifique spectacle multicolore !
As someone who once really believed in the Labour Party, campaigned for it and even represented it in local government, it now saddens and horrifies me to say I would never vote for them or trust them again. They are a disgrace and a shameful let down.
Labour are prosecuting our veterans.
This man, installed in Downing Street with no mandate from the British people, makes me feel sick, today of all days.
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10 years in prison for #RussellBrand that’s not enough for what he’s put those poor women through. He should get life!
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Is this honestly worth column inches? I think not!
Lorraine Kelly apologises to viewers as she misses her show after getting stuck in traffic - forcing ITV to make a last-minute scheduling change trib.al/jHNFT84
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Inside the wedding album of Lady Tamara Grosvenor and Edward van Cutsem
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Why has the movie #SavageHouse been advertised as ready to watch on @AppleTV when in fact it isn’t?
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It’s game on. As a little present this Christmas @masterchefuk is staging a rematch for us shovel faced critics. I’m taking on my dear colleagues @tomparkerbowles @WilliamSitwell @Jimfam and @leylakazim in a culinary battle to the death. Or lunch. One or the other.
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High society is mourning the death of Simon Rufus Isaacs, the 4th Marquess of Reading, who died on 26 October at the age of 84
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So it’s £446.20 for two, including a 15% service charge, and now you WANT ME TO ADD A TIP????
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Last night, Sicilian children went to bed hoping the dead would come. This morning, they awoke to find baskets of sweets and gifts left behind by some rather unexpected visitors: the spirits of their deceased relatives.
So the #JohnLewis Christmas advert has gone down like a fart in a space suit. Now there’s a surprise!
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Good grief, but the John Lewis Xmas advert is AWFUL.
It's basically an advert for buying gifts for ungrateful kids with terrible parents.
The grandchildren are just plain rude. The parents don't notice or care. So the grandma decides to splash the cash on gifts she thinks they will like - so rewarding their rudeness!
If I had a kid who behaved like that, they wouldn't be getting a single gift on Christmas Day. Not one.
Oh, and of COURSE the ad has to feature a mixed race family (who make up 1.3% of all British families yet about 50% of families appearing in TV adverts) because, y'know, diversity.
It's all so bloody irritating. 🙄
Andy Burnham, buggering Britain since 2026!
Andy Burnham is due to send £40m of British taxpayers’ money to infrastructure & green energy projects for Caribbean countries.
This is reparations repackaged & could be spent building new homes, hospitals or more officers in Britain than virtue signalling.
Worse than Starmer.
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The earl and countess trying to keep the (stately) roof over their heads thetimes.com/life-style/prop…
