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ORLANDO MAGIC. Cats. Sneakers. #MakeItMagic 💍🇦🇷 7/11/23 💙🩶🖤

Dallas, TX
Joined May 2010
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Happy Halloween! (and for those who don’t know) Future Magic fan arriving January, 2026! 💙🤍🖤
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Random but I miss “Is This Anything?”
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Just 1? 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
I wonder how many people still have an old birthday card sitting in a drawer because throwing it away somehow feels wrong.
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No issue taking our money monthly for the Prime benefits, but then turn around and don’t give us the Prime benefits smh. The last thing I ordered said, “Tomorrow 4-8am”…..I received it 4 days later 😂
Kinda feel like Amazon is misusing the “available for delivery by tomorrow” deal. Everytime I order something for tomorrow, it’s not here for tomorrow. They “notify” me that the item is shipping late instead. I am entirely convinced it’s a scam.
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Words I practice with my 9mo old daily: -Ball -Magic -Franz Wagner
Franz Wagner say it back
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Orlando Magic guard Jalen Suggs has been diagnosed with a mild bone bruise in his right knee and will be re-evaluated in two weeks, sources tell ESPN. Suggs avoided any other major structural damage.
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Emily retweeted
Do yourself a favour... Rewatch 4th quarter Franz in MSG. Get hyped on Franz!
Franz Wagner dropped 21 POINTS in Q4 🔥 He finished with 23 PTS, 13 REB (career-high), and 9 AST to lead the @OrlandoMagic to victory on the road!
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love me some hyped up Franz
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“He gon cry in the car”
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Anthony Black 1st game back 18 points 5 assists 3 boards 2 steals 6/11 from field 5/7 from three 26 minutes +21
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FOURTH QUARTER FRANZ 🗣️
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Magic celebrated Sean Sweeney’s First Win as a Head Couch 🫡 First one in The Garden, doesn’t get better than that!
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Jalen Brunson this season
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Emily retweeted
Franz....talk your shit boy
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I shed actual tears when Suggs went down. My husband is all, “Why are you crying?.” New/part-time fans will never understand what we go through EVERY. SINGLE. SEASON.
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Before I see any Knicks “fans” in my mentions, please scroll my recent tweets to see that I talk just as much trash about my OWN team at times. ……..but being ahead the entire game and then losing to a Paolo-less Magic??? NOW, THAT IS EMBARRASSING 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Me running to the timeline to talk absolute 💩 about the defending NBA champs
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On behalf of the entire Magic fam, @StanleySwanson0, please no tweets until AFTER the game lol
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One thing about me, I will talk the highest level of trash on my TEAM, but rarely individuals. Basketball is a team sport and just as no individual should be praised for a win, the same should be applied for any loss. We can be both angry and enthusiastic at the same time.
Some advice for Magic fans... It might be a wise idea to jump off X for a couple weeks because this place could devolve into chaos. I'm expecting player hate, trade demands, irrational opinions, the same old. I hope I'm wrong, but I've seen it all before.
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Really missed a great pun here. Sadney Sweeney 😂
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