Just a sentient bowl of Buldak, full of cheesy, corny goodness! 😜
Joined March 2025
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I VOTE FOR #StrayKids for #2026MAMAVOTE
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Saw someone on threads saying Felix was actually pointing at their child who was wearing a self-designed dress covered in BbokAri’s and Felix’s faces & a BbokAri headband 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Pssst Chan..
I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts.
It’s called, “leave me the fuh cologne.”
#CornyforChan #StrayKids #BangChanBestLeader
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What happened to the wolf who fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
#CornyForChan #StrayKids #Stayville #ChanlsOurHome #FixChansAlgo #BangChanBestLeader #BangChan
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I have just popped over for a quick visit from Theads Stayville. Thanks to @absolute_pickle for the great idea.
For our amazing Leader!! Never change
“Are you a parking ticket?
Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”
#CornyForChan #ChanIsMyHome #stayville #BangChan
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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
"There's no menu: You get what you deserve."
This one is making me laugh hard !
#CornyForChan #ChanlsMyHome
#BangChanBestLeader #StrayKids
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If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
#CornyForChan #ChanlsMyHome
#BangChanBestLeader #StrayKids
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went…then it dawned on me 😂
#CornyforChan #StrayKids #BangChanBestLeader
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Don't we have the sweetest, cute and amazing leader?
Look at his smile 🥰
#CornyForChan #StrayKids #Stayville #ChanIsOurHome #FixChansAlgo
Ctto: in photo
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What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad shoes
#CornyForChan
#ChanIsA_maize_ing
#ChanIsMyHome
#StrayKids #SKZ
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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.
#CornyForChan #BangChanBestLeader #ChanIsMyHome #StrayKids
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Ok.. ok this is an old one - I believe my uncle told me this one years ago when he came over from Perth...
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick!
#CornyForChan #StrayKids #Stayville #ChanlsOurHome #FixChansAlgo #BangChanBestLeader #BangChan
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Chris
The other day I got an email telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.
#CornyForChan #StrayKids #Stayville #ChanIsOurHome #FixChansAlgo #StayCorny
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What did the horse say after it tripped?
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Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy-up!
#CornyForChan
#ChanIsMyHome
#Straykids
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Are you Australia? Because when I look at you, I feel like I’m down under.
#CornyforChan #straykids
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What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
#cornyforChan #Chanismyhome #BangChanbestleader #StrayKids
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.
#cornyforChan #Chanismyhome #BangChanbestleader #StrayKids
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I told my suitcase we’re not going on vacation this year.
Now it’s filled with emotional baggage.
#cornyforChan #Chanismyhome
#BangChanbestleader #StrayKids
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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
#cornyforChan #Chanismyhome #BangChanbestleader #StrayKids