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@acarlsen
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@acarlsen
Oct 20
Wtf. I walk the dog and the market runs 70 points.
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@acarlsen
Sep 3
Why did we ramp 40 points in 20 minutes?
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@acarlsen
Aug 6
When did deodorant get so expensive? Wtf.
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@acarlsen
Aug 4
$MSFT
casually up 25% in 4 days.
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster
Jul 3
Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.? Because we gave them that L in 1776.
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@acarlsen
Jun 5
Stop selling you monkeys.
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@acarlsen
Apr 15
Wtf is this
$MSFT
rally.
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@acarlsen
Mar 2
War in Iran. Check. Strait of Hormuz closed. Check. Vol down on the day. Check. Wut?
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@acarlsen
Feb 5
Technology challenged boomers with be the end of me.
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@acarlsen
Feb 22
This x2.
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@acarlsen
3 Dec 2025
🤘
#SpotifyWrapped
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@acarlsen
19 Oct 2025
The crown of France lies in the gutter...
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@acarlsen
15 Oct 2025
Can we go one day this week without a 100pt move?
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@acarlsen
16 Oct 2025
Update: No
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@acarlsen
17 Oct 2025
Now we're round tripping it overnight.
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Antelope Hill Publishing
@AntelopeHill
10 Sep 2025
The bullet fired at Charlie Kirk may have killed the moderate right.
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Christopher Hale
@ChristopherHale
20 Jul 2025
When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet.
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@acarlsen
26 Jun 2025
Why is half the shit in my feed a bunch of Turkish slop.
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@acarlsen
5 Jun 2025
Can they both shut up so the market can rally?
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@acarlsen
8 May 2025
Vatican 51st state?
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