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I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men
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Craig Simons:
Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back
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how to not feel constantly behind when everyone around u has 3 internships 2 publications 5 leadership positions 6 jobs 1099923 dollars 83933 friends and theyre at the bars every night
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one day the anemia and low iron and smoking and instant noodles will catch up to me and ill just straight up Die
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my interest in james acaster is Clinically relevant
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hope he does it
Unnamed celebrity threatens to take his own life if identified following allegations of “inappropriate sexual activities with large number of girls and young women,” due to fears of public scrutiny. Victims suffered mental health crises and mental illness as a result. (Via BBC)
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me when no snl uk till january #SNLUK
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lars pinfield... 🥰
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This neurodivergent baddie…
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i want to do this so bad just for the fun of the creativity but i already won a test pressing yesterday so it would be greedy as FUCK maybe i'll just take pics and not tag the band
🎼 | The Wow! Scenario COMPETITION! For a chance to win a test pressing of the album, a signed James Acaster print & a t-shirt, take a picture of your album out in the world. Be creative! Post & tag @temps__music - the band will pick their favourite THIS FRIDAY. Good luck!
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just did this i have problems
a solid 10% of the reason i'm so excited for the wow scenario album release is so i can do an updated james merch spread pic because i've expanded a lot since this last one
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dear oh dear
you guys think i'm normal right
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you guys think i'm normal right
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😭😭😭 like ok
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i'm such an actual dork bro i asked james at the signing which of the cut songs he was messing around with the most and he said "What used to be track one, bon voyage" and Without a Second of hesitation i said "ah. Amici royale" aka the original ending of the title
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like okay why did you say that
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A MEETING OF THE MINDS.
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the people who ran the james wow scenario signing gave ME PERSONALLY a test pressing of the album because i asked good questions at the q&a. No yeah I'm doing normal how are you
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this james acaster shit is genuinely 4 life i'm the luckiest girl in the universe
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nobody at the brighton wow scenario signing knows im james acaster updates
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