I find myself significantly funnier than I actually am. Can I pet your dog?
Muncie, IN
Joined July 2011
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It’s truly creepy when the camera in our son’s room alerts me that motion has been detected, but the replay doesn’t show anything. Is this how I found out we have ghosts in our house?
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Why are the employees who are most worried about when they get paid the ones who are also the least reliable?
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So I know you’re only supposed to wear one-a-day contacts for one day at a time. But, what if I didn’t? Like what would happen?
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it’s wild that cops were allowed into our elementary schools to teach us that drugs could kill you but not that they could
For someone who isn’t invested in sports, I think about Kobe pretty often. I hope his family is doing okay. What a truly awful year for them.
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“I’m just a regular kid, and in a short amount of time, Joe Biden made me more confident about something that’s bothered me my whole life. Joe Biden cared.”
– Brayden Harrington
#DemConvention
I’m in the stage of quarantine/ COVID hell that I feel anxious when people on TV or in movies are too close to each other, leave their homes, enjoy their lives, etc.
All genres and time periods included
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I told @BobThompson82 that there’s nothing less attractive to me than a cowboy hat. I’ve now received 6 photos of cowboy hats and he’s changed his bitmoji to be wearing one. #marriage
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Dear Breonna:
I’m sorry this is taking so long; even more sorrowful that you’re not alive.
You should be here.
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There still have been no arrests made for the murder of #BreonnaTaylor. Tag @DanielCameronAG to demand #JusticeForBreonna. The officers must be held accountable.
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The evidence that masks are effective at preventing transmission of Corona is mounting.
Do mandatory mask laws infringe on our rights?
For the Christian, the question is moot at best because loving our neighbor as ourself comes before our “rights”.
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Top sheets are unnecessary and dumb and I’m tired of pretending that they aren’t
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Yesterday, I didn’t post on here about my podcast launching aug 17 because I legit forgot that Twitter can be for good news too.😂😭😬 Anyway! I’m very excited and I hope you are too! hollywoodreporter.com/news/b…
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I hope we find a vaccine for COVID but also a vaccine for grown-ass adults who are SUPER obsessed with Disney World.
