Tweet of the week
> be autistic, horny
> go to fav sex worker’s onlyfans
> want to fuck her so bad
> find out she’s hosting a paid orgy
> it’s private, have to apply
> submit application
> rejected
> feelsbadman.jpg
> a few weeks pass
> check her page
> she’s doing a public event
> literally called SlutCon
> we’re so fucking back
> bunch of sex workers will be there
> check schedule:
> “fucking girls”, “vaginal gymnastics”, “intro to bondage”, etc.
> this is going to be the best sex party ever
> expensive tickets, makes sense
> pay sex worker $3k to attend
> fly out and check in
> pick up condoms
> get in Uber
> raging hard on
> arrive at the event
mfw it’s workshops and ai safety
trabalho lindo ficou super natural, coisa de profissional mesmo
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5 million views ,this dude created a bunch of new drug addicts lmao
The most commonly rated “life-changing” interventions:
- Doing math
- More sleep
- Weightlifting
- α-Klotho
- Oxytocin
- Dihexa
- Modafinil
- Nicotine
- Caffeine
Personally, I’d add bromantane and semax to the upper-right quadrant too.
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This chart is a digitally altered version of a chart from a 2022 Reddit nootropics rating survey. It has added numerous nonsensical nootropics and has repositioned real nootropics that were included in the original survey.
web.archive.org/web/2026031300…
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The most commonly rated “life-changing” interventions:
- Doing math
- More sleep
- Weightlifting
- α-Klotho
- Oxytocin
- Dihexa
- Modafinil
- Nicotine
- Caffeine
Personally, I’d add bromantane and semax to the upper-right quadrant too.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This chart is a digitally altered version of a chart from a 2022 Reddit nootropics rating survey. It has added numerous nonsensical nootropics and has repositioned real nootropics that were included in the original survey.
web.archive.org/web/2026031300…
