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The one saving grace of this app is that if you go on it past your bedtime sometimes you pull a legendary collective psychosis algorithm where everyone is convinced armageddon is imminent
The problem with quoting ppl on private accounts is it becomes very embarrassing in the event that one of your mutuals decides to expose you 😂😂
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Nobody consumes more microplastics than third worlders, who also have the highest birth-rates, but keep focussing on micro-management I’m sure that’ll fix things.
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🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss
This is not true
men dm you with ur tweets so their 4 twitter wives don’t see them interacting with you #staywoke























