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Joined November 2013
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Dear Lord Baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the South call you: 'Hey-suz'. We thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell.
Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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My mom doesn’t understand that one of my favorite hobbies is motherfucking airlines on the internet. It’s a BIT, MOM.
Replying to @Delta
@Delta hey dickheads, maybe properly fuel your plane next time you fly Logan to RDU so you don’t scare the shit out of my mom.
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My colleagues have been quiet if unproductive on these meetings
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The map looks like Matt Shaw's Baseball Savant page.
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In this house we celebrate Brewers Halloween
It's 1:38 AM local time and I just saw Cooper Pratt walk off the diamond at Tropicana Field with an orange Fanta in his hand
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Aston Villa is going to take legal action against the crossbar.
The crossbar DENIES John McGinn from the penalty spot! 😱 📺 Premier League on Peacock & NBCSN
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BlueSky is the next door over, thanks.
Thank you to the #Brewers fans who yesterday took time away from their exciting parade to inform me that smoking cigarettes is good for you and everyone should do it. Especially kids. I’m sorry for any harm I have caused the nicotine addicted community.
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A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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Fondly watching parade videos and remembering when this made a Cubs blogger cry, shit, and throw up all at the same time. Long live the 2026 World Series Champion Milwaukee Brewers and their world class content team.
Would you let The Miz throw a fastball at your head?
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Me when my boy texts that he’s staying in tonight, but he walks into the bar 30 minutes later
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I watched majority of the postgame because I’m addicted to pain and misery. Hope Tom and anyone else that matters was on their expensive couches and have a little extra motivation to make significant changes not just to the roster but philosophically. It’s better than five years ago, but still not where they should and need to be. Not just one person to blame
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The existence of the Milwaukee Brewers helped me meet some great friends, deepen bonds with existing friends, and seeing them win a World Series is also cool.
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Duke won the ACC Championship Game last year. Wake Forest is ranked 14th. Dave Doeren only knows excuses, talking down to fans/staff, and underachieving.
Former NC State coach Dave Doeren: "The resources need to match the expectations. ... I hope for NC State this commitment to football really happens. I pray for the next head coach that he has the opportunity. It's not the way it used to be."
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Just Sunday No Scaries™️
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Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Rob Manfred's security team just tackled him *Stanley filled with bleach goes flying*
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An apex predator stalks its prey
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The Cubs AI agent scouts complaining about not being listed in the directory
Someone from the Cubs reached out to say their number is more than double what I’m showing here. If that’s the case, that means they’re not listing dozens of people in the sources I used (their media guide, BA directory, and website). That’s either due to a major error or to them intentionally hiding them, perhaps so they don’t get poached. Either reason is embarrassing, and the latter is shameful.
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That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir
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