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Gunjan Patel

@actuallygunjan

Rando shitposter | 👨🏾‍💻Software engineering for a pro-human future. Tech at HelloFresh Formerly Google, Zalando, Lazada (Alibaba), N26

 Berlin, Germany
instagram.com/actuallygunjan/
Joined July 2009
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@naval18 Jan 2025
The central fiction underlying all of civilization is that a monkey can own land.
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gordon@gordonramashray19 Jun 2024
i don’t wanna “hop on a call” i want to hop in open fields with my friends and watch sunsets
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MLA auctions >> IPL auctions
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Best way to perform a denial of service attack in an org is to embrace a culture of calls for every task/issue/topic
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🚨 ISRO to develop its own life support system for Gaganyaan mission because nobody is willing to give it to us - ISRO Chairman S Somnath.
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@Merocle8 Dec 2023
Germany 🇩🇪 Received a notification that logged into the banking app on a new device. One month later. In the mail. – at Munich, Germany
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Delhi’s air quality is giving a run for its money to my wife’s lipstick 💄 - both alarmingly red and impossible to ignore 🥵
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There is more Bollywood in this picture than my entire Spotify Wrapped over the years. #prakharfoundhispal
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Ate almonds diligently as a child, yet here I am, clicking “Forgot password” again.
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Gabbar
@GabbbarSingh26 Nov 2023
Hardik Pandya is the Gujarati Sam Altman.
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Me after coach asks me to eat less carbs and more proteins.
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@peeleraja25 Nov 2023
AI is the mother of all Marathis
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Places Johnny Cash has visited base on his song 'I’ve Been Everywhere'
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West Berlin vs East Berlin
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the two ways of being european
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Gonna mansplain entire OpenAI drama to my wife. And make her watch “Silicon Valley” all over again.
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To every Indian supporter in the stadium - make sure that our bowlers run up to a roar for every SINGLE BALL. This team has given us 10 flawless games. Let’s give them an unforgettable one. Pull these boys over the line.
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Abey, bhaad me gaya tera Fogg BC. #INDvAUS
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Entire India right now. #INDvsAUSfinal
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Jaskaran@harichutneylvr19 Nov 2023
Rahul Dravid in the dressing room today
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@kanupriiya18 Nov 2023
People who were heartbroken in 2003, tonight-
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