@actuallypee

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Joined May 2022
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Speaking to a woman exactly your type will have you malfunctioning
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youre telling me simon drew this dog
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@mike_boreasOct 5
Sniffer Dog, Simon Drew. 1981.
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🅱️askerville@WB_BaskervilleOct 2
Guy who believes in objective morality but holds moral positions he believes are objectively wrong
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This is gross and nasty behavior from men in a position of power speaking to a national audience. We need to be better. Have some accountability.
Awful Announcing
@awfulannouncingOct 2
'TNF' sums up Deshaun Watson's season... 🏈 📺 Al Michaels: "If you follow football, you know the story ... we don't have to go through the whole Deshaun Watson thing." Kirk Herbstreit: "When you convert on 3rd downs, you hit passes, you lead this team to victories, those boos turn into cheers."
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Evil@Evil__OwOct 2
TAP IN NOOOOOW youtu.be/QlF0_XutKrA youtu.be/QlF0_XutKrA youtu.be/QlF0_XutKrA
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Please Excuse My Derp Ass Swag
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bunny@fadedbunnySep 30
i hope we go to walmart together in december
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gar@g4rnishSep 30
googling “inches to cm” during esex with international trade
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Playing a video game with a hot boy. #yes
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the man who lived like a valentine card / katina / were, are and was or is
Zack D. Films
@zackdfilms1Apr 3
The Man Who Lived Like A Goat 😳
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Kajor
@KAJOR_Sep 29
if we're going to put dire triggers in reaper's base kit I feel like we gotta put rocket boots in baptiste's base kit
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Razz@sznrazzzSep 27
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Yup, this is my life.
JL@DefenitelynotJSep 26
The love of my life is getting fucked right now, and that’s okay. As long as she’s having fun & being safe. Birria quesadilla with extra limes & cilantro y cebolla.
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Marcus Mariota is unbelievable.
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stabs@taStabssSep 27
With expectations gone, I am excited to watch the Chargers play the Bills. I might even kiss a guy. I thought I could never bolt up again. I might even kiss a guy
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explain sex to an overwatch player be like: "so like imagine hitting champ"
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the way he just casually wrote this
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