gloom enthusiast. senior level designer @splashdamage. previous: below zero, subnautica, natural selection 2. he/him.
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Joined August 2009
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I sincerely hope that Elon keeps the bit going, and comes in every morning to Twitter HQ with a series of increasingly bizarre and unwieldy props, in the futile pursuit of once, just once, actually being (intentionally) funny.
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Andrew Jones retweeted
For classical guitar. I assume you need to pluck the note and then sprint toward the audience
It's Monday, so it's time to pick a new thing to be furious online about. I'm thinking damson fruit. If someone famous could do something "disrespectful" in close proximity to a damson, we can really get this ball rolling.
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I would just like to assert, as a professional, that games are made by designing the hubcaps on the car wheels first, this takes about three yea-
*trips and falls off stage, lands head first in a bucket, can't get the bucket off*
Well as I was saying...
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I have discovered that some people think that Galadriel is a "Mary Sue" character, edging me ever closer to just cancelling my internet service and going to live in the woods.
As someone with neither the time nor energy to play something like Elden Ring, it's been quite the experience watching you all say shit like "omg I finally made it to Ryrgnrmbsburg and defeated The Naughty One with a Ten-Handed Plonker Dash!"
Hats off, to be honest.
Andrew Jones retweeted
New year, new job? 💥
2022 is going to be huge at Splash Damage, with several ambitious projects in the works: splashdamage.com/news/our-ce…
Including our brand new sci-fi IP: splashdamage.com/news/splash…
Check out all our open roles and join us! 👇
bit.ly/SplashCareers
It's so great to FINALLY have Real, Sensible Opposition.
Keir Starmer just said if the Tories *fast-track* the draft Online Safety Bill, Labour will *support* it! Unconditional support! Citing abuse - that as a former DPP he knows should be prosecuted, not brushed under the carpet by foreign companies. This is a disgrace to democracy!
Andrew Jones retweeted
We’re creating a brand new game in an original sci-fi universe.
Now hiring across a range of disciplines:
🪐Animation Programmer
🪐Art Director
🪐Design Director
🪐Development Director
🪐Lead Graphics Programmer
🪐And more!
Help us build the future: splashdamage.com/news/splash…
Andrew Jones retweeted
I don't usually jump on every Twitter hashtag, but I definitely wanted to join #lovelylandscapes
#pixelart
Time to LOG ON and moan for 12 hours about pronouns, imply trans people are abusers, and update my bio with slogans like "British Mothers Don't Blerrft", while my brains leak out of my ears. Any suggestion this is a horrible way to behave will be sent to the Hague, for War Crimes
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Andrew Jones retweeted
🌿 Cloud Gardens 1.0 is launching next Wednesday! 🌿
On Xbox: microsoft.com/en-us/p/cloud-…
and Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1…
Without saying your age, post two of your favourite games from the year you turned 13.
Incredible year.
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Me, at the laundromat: Oh man hell yeah I'm gonna get laundrypilled over here! CLEEEAN sockspilled, yes sir! Dang this is some restaurant quality LAUNDRY SAUCE.
Laundromat worker: Sir please leave and never speak again.
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