Addle Pated

I just discovered @dionnewarwick 's Twitter feed and I feel like she and I could be best friends.

@realtordotcom Today is the fifth time in the last month I have hit "Unsubscribe" on one of your emails. Do I need to sacrifice a goat to stop getting spammed, or what?

@josh_millican Did you happen to get an exceedingly strange parcel in the mail last summer? With a bloody straight razor and an antique photo album of H.H. Holmes's victims?

I don't even live in the Austin city limits and @SaveATXNowPAC has called FOUR TIMES tonight to bug me about voting for an Austin prop. Ugh.

@pobox I keep getting scammy looking emails saying you won't support accounts using your old terms of service. Is this real or a scam?

@zillow Your web page tells me to verify I'm a human to continue, but the captcha never shows up, so I'm unable to look at anything on your site.

@TiVo So how many times do I have to unsubscribe from your mailing list before it will take?

@theory11 is #boxone out of print? Will it be coming back?

@UPSHelp What the heck?

@ups Seriously? That's some pricey stuff y'all left on the curb.

@googlemaps Is anyone going to help me or not?

@googlemaps Whoever was messaging me has ghosted me. We really need to get this issue fixed and my change requests have been ignored.

@googlemaps I suggested an edit on Oct 5. Right now, Google Maps tells people to get to our house by going down the wrong road and then walking through a neighbor's fenced pasture. That's not a good idea in Texas.

@uber @Uber_Support Thanks to your inability to address the fact someone is using my stolen card number on your service, I have to get my THIRD credit card number change in two weeks. I think it's @lyft for me from now on.

@Uber_Support How do I get in touch with Uber about someone fraudulently using my credit card for Uber trips? There's no way to talk to a person!

Heck with the Superbowl, I'm just waiting for it to be over so #TheMaskedSinger comes on.

@pacsun This is the first and last time I'll ever order from y'all. You sent the wrong item and I can't get a refund. Going to have to take it up w/my credit card next.

@ATTHelp My trade-in experience has been nothing but a cluster. No instructions, no packaging, wrong info on where to go. Why not send me packaging to drop off? Why not let the AT&T store take the trade-in? Why did I get 4 different answers on what to do? Ridiculous.

@Austin_Police #whatthehelicopter in central Austin?

@CollegeBoard Trying to print out ticket for tomorrow and it says your site is undergoing maintenance. How long before we can log in?