• Freelance fashion editor • Elon Musk stole my blue tick • all words my own, unless they’re someone else’s • find me on Instagram instead
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Opticals are my jam so I wrote a piece about the best eyeglasses trend for 2022 for @womanandhome womanandhome.com/fashion/eye…
Watching the @DisneyPlusUK Vogue in the 90s documentary series and genuinely puzzled as to the absence of @AShulman2. Why is such a seminal editor just non-existent?
I’ve had a letter through from @thetimes subscriptions department telling me that as of the end of November, they’ll be upping my monthly debit from £13 to £30.33. I’m a big supporter of print, working in the industry, but that jump takes the piss. Consider me unsubscribed 👋🏼
Chic AND practical for AW23 in a cost of living crisis - hands up if you want a @burberry hot water bottle IMMEDIATELY
Really wish Twitter would stop showing me tweets from people who I don’t follow based on those who I do and just SHOW ME TWEETS FROM PEOPLE I FOLLOW
Don’t you just love it when you pay @EalingCouncil to collect your old mattress, drag it outside into the rain on the appointed day that you’ve paid for…. for them not to turn up 🙄
… then you finally get hold of someone and they tell you they have no solution, even though they’ve taken your money. So here we are, trapped by a sodden mattress that we can’t bring inside, unable to get our buggy in or out of the house. Thanks @EalingCouncil 👏🏼
Just read that Elon Musk is planning to charge me to keep my blue tick as his solution to Bots. Sure, Jan, that’ll definitely help. Like I needed ANOTHER reason to not bother with Twitter any more 🙄
Super proud of my lifelong pals over at @kimeze_eyewear for getting their amazing sunglasses and eyewear stocked on @NETAPORTER - available to buy now! net-a-porter.com/en-gb/shop/… (still waiting on my Dambas Clare, just sayin’ 😉)
Genuinely surprised that @DailyMailUK haven’t picked up the absolute shambles that is currently @HM_Passport service
When is a fast track passport not a fast track passport? When it’s misspelt by @HM_Passport
Spent a small fortune for a fast track passport that then took 2 weeks. Turned up with a misspelt surname, immediately called @HM_Passport to try and rectify - four days on from being told we would get a call back within 24 hours…
On my third call to @HM_Passport of the afternoon. 1st - hung up on, 2nd - got through then hung up on when transferred to the customer service team. THIRD TIME LUCKY, right?
0%Absolutely
100%Keep dreaming
6 votes • Final resultsPaid an insane amount of money to @HM_Passport to get our child’s first passport fast tracked in time for a summer holiday, only for it to turn up with his surname misspelt 👍🏼 call the advice line and we’re told someone will call us within 24 hours to remedy. Nothing.
Today, my husband spent an hour on hold trying to get through to someone. Again, nothing. Thanks for taking our money and leaving us with a useless passport @HM_Passport
After four nights of baby-induced broken sleep (including last night in A&E with aforementioned baby) I have just found myself downloading the @McDonaldsUK app because: BIG MAC PLEASE