Comedian & writer. 1st movie I saw in theaters was A Goofy Movie. It's been downhill since. #preWGA
New York, NY
Joined May 2013
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Me: *explaining a stomach issue
Non-Jewish friends: “WHAT THE FUCK?!”
Jewish friends: “oh I’ve had that twice”
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The Knicks winning every game except the one Trump was at is better lore than if they actually won every game
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Rob Reiner was a true and good human being and an extraordinary director. He was vital and honest and him and amichele were cornerstones of their community and committed to their art and the good of everyone around them. A staggering loss.
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tfw u become a waiter for your hater ☹️
*New* with @debra_kamin: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor: nytimes.com/2025/10/23/nyreg…
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This is the most straightforward attack on free speech from state actors I've ever seen in my life and it's not even close.
To be fair, having the CDC kill us all IS pretty ambitious
HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. would not comment Thursday on the situation over CDC Director Susan Monarez's job but said that President Trump has "ambitious hopes" for the CDC. abcnews.link/5vIAch1
The Summer I Turned Pretty really asks the question, “ethically, not legally, what do you consider incest?”
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"Now let's just make sure I remember to drive on the other side of the road (just kidding, I'm a New Yorker, I don't drive)." @afishb's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4WF @lilyblumkin @EdFringeSociety @woodrowfu @GildedBalloon #EdFringe
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Aces 11 episode with the great @afishb!!! KATG.com/AliceFishbein #EpsteinClientList #AlligatorAuschwitz #superman #isadummy
Had so much fun with this interview! Read for some insight into my Fringe show, my love of Titanic, and how no, Leo couldn’t be saved this time!
Leo Still Dies: A Hilarious Titanic Parody edinburgischedramaturgie.wor…
Wow what a lovely shout out, thank you @lilyblumkin !!!!
"I learned how to stay fresh in rehearsals by letting myself improvise, and that’s something I continue to do every time I practice." @lilyblumkin's #EdFringeTalk25 wp.me/p3S2mm-4Qb @NickHornedo @Gildedballoon @afishb
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.@realDonaldTrump you and your bill are trash.
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Pro Zohran migrants are overwhelming NYC.They’re streaming across our city border from places like Bard, Wesleyan, Kenyon. They’re lining up outside Radio Bakery, they’re driving up the cost of Big Thief tix, they’re outside Nowadays asking if anyone has a cigarette they can buy.
“Zohran won’t get anything done” he’s literally already accomplished the impossible by allowing me to believe in Hinge, a rent freeze will be nothing.