Forde 🔞🍳

What if my pinned was just

The summoner gave me this thing they called a "gummy"

That's my prince man we're gonna lose the war 😭

What if I was a disaster What if I was a wreck

have you ever been too drunk to fac ur ex or ur current flirtation

It'd be a fun experiment.

Like you'd hidden cookies at the back. Like I've found myself deep underwater, and you're my one source of air. Until your legs get so tired of shaking that they go still again. Until, maybe, you're beating me across the back with a book or table leg trying to stop me.

And suddenly, you regain a few hours of your evening! 😊

Ah. So you want to cry tonight, my love.

Until whose satisfaction? Mine? Or yours?

[walking, still holding her at arms length like a dangling cat.] You would still deny me?

No? I seem to recall getting enough of you in my mouth to keep me content for quite a long time.

[picking her up under her arms] You should reconsider, I think.

🫵

I was pretty clear I thought

Wait that's right!! I'm immune to November punishment (which all men deserve) because it's also Cavalier Christmas! I'm a cavalier christmas!

Did you know sometimes a mage is so teeny tiny you can roll them up and fit them in your mouth

Saints, Sharon. I could leave my helmet on them.

This happened to me today

// in honor of No Nut November Eve, did anyone else ever come across that group of accounts on lewdrp that ran a pizza parlor? I still don't know wtf was going on there