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what up @BTS_twt how u doin this

Joined June 2025
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my flo app said im in optimal condition to get him pregnant
he wants me dead by monday
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when your bread is also a sweetheart
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if you dont like sope maybe youre filthy
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real oomfship when they agree to read the sickest most angst fic with you
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great treats of my pre ao3 days
yall pissed but theres actually some gold on there
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this just buried my family of seven. that felt like the knife taehyung felt when he said he doesnt love jungkook like that. this ended me are you serious
Replying to @95KUKS @tksbub
like look at this
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jungkook is handling that
how taehyung deserves to be treated
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these healings fawkkkkkkkkkk
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ao3 down for two weeks and bts having a three weeks break after their concerts in brazil… we are about to witness some bullshit we’ve never seen happen before on stan twt
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I’m crying they’re making sad ao3 edits on tiktok
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yall pissed but theres actually some gold on there
we're here to support you during this difficult time
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shooky dislikers dni
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no bts and no ao3 for a MONTH
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People dressed as Bang Sihyuk and Min Heejin for Halloween in China, 2 years ago today.
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you are my spunchkoo my only sponge koo you make me patties at krusty krab you’ll never know spunch how much i love you please don’t take my sponge koo away #spongekoo
you are my spunchkoo my only sponge koo you make me patties at krusty krab you’ll never know spunch how much i love you please don’t take my sponge koo away #spongekoo
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every scissor that rises against jungkook's hair has to fight my rock first and my rock is quite firm must i tell you
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the fic can make you horny but does it make you sleepy because it's so soft
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