only one way to know if you're tripping.
( cue the host's body, still fully naked, to grow a third boob, making her three breasts swing and jiggle. )
how was I supposed to know that you’re also a shapeshifter? this is my first alleged alien encounter so I just thought you were some super hot nudist in my imagination or this pill is kickin’ in.
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is that all you want? for me to slam a pussy on your face? that's a hell of a waste of a shapeshifter's body.












