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ITOps | Cybersecurity Making tech safer, simpler & less painful. Your friendly IT guy. 🛡️💻

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Joined March 2010
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"The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears or the sea."
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We are deeply sorry for the disruption this incident has caused our customers and partners. We know the trust they place in our services and take that responsibility extremely seriously. We are seeing broad recovery and stability across our services. This was a technical issue not related to cyber or AI / agents. The incident was introduced by an issue during an earlier network capacity upgrade that surfaced following a recent network change. We have addressed the underlying issue and continue to restore service to remaining customers and regions. Given the scale of demand, we restored services gradually, validating stability at each stage. While this took longer, it helped ensure a stable restoration. We will provide a full post-incident report once our review is complete.
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Now vs 24h ago.
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Copilot, trying to repair Outlook.
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BREAKING: DownDetector reports over 39,000 U.S. users unable to access Microsoft Outlook.
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microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day
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Nvidia getting pummeled after hours
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Objetivo: volver a mi running era Enemigo: diciembre, sus posadas, cenas y el recalentado. 🎄🍷 La disciplina quiere correr, pero el Guadalupe-Reyes quiere otra cosa.
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the most ironic part is that i rendered this video on my nvidia rtx 5090
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De beste tot nog toe. #Nvidia
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I am fucking CRYINGGGGGGGGGGGGG FOR MEN IN LOVE 👨‍❤️‍👨 👀 #JensenHuang #ChineseSpy #alicehuang $NVDA
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Que me trague la tierra y me escupa en Roma. 🇮🇹
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🧀 El grilled cheese sandwich era para la comida, pero tiene toda la pinta de que va a resolver el desayuno.
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Send café de olla y pan de muerto.
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So, Jensen is a telenovela now? This has gotten out of control. 😆
🤖 Made with AI
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This chat costs $230 billion
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10 hilarious Jensen memes breaking the internet right now 🧵👇 1 - "POV: You’re the NVIDIA CEO and Coldplay’s kiss cam finds you 💀" ~ By @dedene
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Introducing GPT‑6 Cyber: a major advance in security research that pairs stronger capabilities with better model alignment. The model powered the Linux kernel research we announced yesterday, and security teams at companies like Mozilla, Palo Alto Networks, Calif, and Cisco—alongside our own at OpenAI—are already putting it to work. GPT-6 Cyber is available to select Daybreak Red customers and we are expanding access over time. openai.com/index/introducing…
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Markets this AM: 🔴 Nasdaq 100 -4.7% 🔴 Nasdaq -4.2% 🔴 S&P -2.6% 🔴 Russell 2000 -1.8% 🔴 Dow -1.6% Grab another coffee
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