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You know you’re gay when you have competing @chacousa and bike shorts tan lines 😬

It’s been a while yall. But what a fun walk down memory lane when I get TWO emails yesterday from AO3 that #WarriorNun fics were still being worked on. Naturally I jumped right back in 👀

Christmas cooks even the most prepared parents. And then Pippy decided it sounded like a good day for a birthday as well.

All I’m saying is that Mariah may have laid claim to the Christmas season but @kellyclarkson said “Hold My ‘Nog” and came in and completely claimed the entire holiday season. Period.

A couple months ago @BWWings you pick 6 didn’t have an upcharge for the boneless wings, but now all of a sudden they do? $3 per order. We’ll be skipping out for the foreseeable future, huge bummer.

Sawyers favorite Disney “princess” right now is Moana and I’m hoping she never grows out of that phase because honestly she IS the best one.

Do we think @TonteriYoung would clock Brooke Kent as anyone…familiar… 🤔 What do you think @ekhwanders ?

This was her year. Take it home, Queen.

Holy shit I miss this level of respect in politics.

This beauty arrived today 🥲 This friendship has been such an anchor the past few years, incredibly lucky to be able to watch you step (leap) into your greatness @ekhwanders congratulations on all the best things coming your way, thanks for letting me be a part of the journey.

If we go through this entire cast reveal and there’s not a single NOD TO COVEN I WILL RIOT.

Our local @tacobell now has AI taking your order and for the love of all things, stop that shit right now. Keep people in this role.

Y’all truly have no idea how gagged I was by this. Secretly hoping for another Coven crossover. A girl can dream.

No one prepares you for the double edged sword of parenthood that is time passing so quickly, that your kid can now sing along to parts of songs but omg it’s literally the best thing in the world.

I stopped breathing. Emma Watson has been my girl crush for over 2 decades. While Britney Spears was my queer awakening, @EmmaWatson was my queer renaissance.

My almost 2year old loves Fridays. We HAVE to play @MsRebeccaBlack Friday song on repeat during breakfast 😂

This is my public plea for @jscottamy and the rest of the #DexterResurrection team to please (pretty please) bring Julie Benz and Jennifer Carpenter back for a Harry-esque moment with Harrison is Season 2. I haven’t finished season 1, but that’s where my heart is ♥️😂

So I stayed up way past my bedtime last night just totally absorbing the @EmmaWatson @jayshetty interview (spun about 26mi on my peloton!) and I forecast a mid morning crash around 11 😂😅

Nearly three hours. Eight years of waiting for nearly 3 hours I am so freaking excited for this y’all.

I can’t wait to see which sorry SOB is going to text my wife to be “cautious” when using Tylenol while pregnant. She will end lives.