Software Engineer. Product Manager. Band A.

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Joined July 2009
"Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world, where none suffered..." "It was a disaster" "The perfect world is a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from". 🤦‍♂️ - Agent Smith.
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When your woman suddenly becomes rude and stubborn, it’s because another man has slept with her. I know that's a hard pill, but cheating changes a woman's attitude. She gets disrespectful and she loses interest in you because her mind's already on him. So all the little things start to irritate her, even the way you breathe pisses her off. That ain't stress, and it ain't a phase; that's how you know her loyalty has shifted.
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Women think it’s until they stab their husbands with knife or shoot with gun, that’s only when they kill. They don’t know that emotional and mental stress can kill. There was a compound we lived in while we were growing up. I was about 12 years old at the time. Between when I was 12 and when I turned 15, about three men died in that compound. The last man that died, only God knows if he wasn’t stressed, because his wife was always complaining. The wife was always shouting and fighting the husband 24/7. At some point, we heard that the man lost his job. Then it got to a point where the man told my dad that he couldn’t sleep in that house because the stress from his wife was too much. This continued until the man died. After the man died, my father became the only elderly man in that compound. Then, she started calling my father to help her do things. My mother no gree o. My mother did not accept it at all. My mother said, my father already had enough responsibilities of his own. After finishing what he was doing, he would now have to carry somebody else’s load. There was a day one young woman in the compound quarrelled with her and told her something. Because my mother doesn’t even like to say these things because she is the kind of person who is always cautious about what she says to people. The woman told her, “After you have killed your own husband with stress, you now want to start using somebody else’s husband to run errands for you; you think we did not see you??” The woman started getting angry and crying, like she wanted to gaslight her. Go and check a lot of homes. Stress everyday. Everyday quarrel. Everyday fighting. There was a friend of mine who used to do the same thing to her husband. They were only three years into their marriage. She would call me and say, “See what my husband did every time.” And if you check the complaint, very meaningless stuffs. I told her, “Babe, calm down. If you lose this man with all these things you are doing, I’m not even talking about divorce this time around. If this man dies, you will regret the day you were born.” (That man was more or less the breadwinner for her. She wasn’t doing anything.) I told her, “Calm down. Take care of your husband. Let him be. Let him do his thing cos he’s an adult.” There was a time her husband fell ill. He couldn’t work nor do anything. She came to me crying. I told her, “It’s only sickness o. Now imagine you lose this man. This one na sign God just give you” A lot of women pressure their husbands without even knowing what that man is already going through as a person, because men don’t speak. They will put pressure and pressure and pressure until they lose that man. Then they start crying at the burial, as if they were not part of what that man was going through. They think to kill somebody is by gun or any physical stuffs. There are different ways you can destroy somebody’s health and wellbeing. If you think this post is a lie. Go and speak to a mortuary attendant. They will tell you the percentage of men they bring to the mortuary every day is over 70% compared to women. But when it comes to childbirth, women will come here and rant. Let’s not even talk about how a lot of women are slowly poisoning their husbands.
A woman loses her cool at a funeral in Imo state as gender imbalance in mortality rate rocks Ala Igbo. According to the beautiful womans data: 8 out of 10 obituaries in the southeast are men due to prevailing financial burdens and domestic toxicity they have to deal with a daily,often caused by their wives. Enough already someone has to speak up,thank you Ada Imo.
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A woman loses her cool at a funeral in Imo state as gender imbalance in mortality rate rocks Ala Igbo. According to the beautiful womans data: 8 out of 10 obituaries in the southeast are men due to prevailing financial burdens and domestic toxicity they have to deal with a daily,often caused by their wives. Enough already someone has to speak up,thank you Ada Imo.
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Gandalf is arguably the greatest character in cinematic history, and the older you get, the more you understand why. He is one of the most powerful beings in Middle-earth, yet he chooses humility over domination. He could walk among kings, but prefers the company of Hobbits. He possesses ancient wisdom, but never pretends to know everything. He inspires courage without demanding obedience. He confronts unimaginable evil, not because he believes himself invincible, but because someone has to stand against it. He understands that the fate of the world is not determined solely by armies, kings or great powers, but by the seemingly insignificant acts of ordinary people. He sees greatness in those who cannot see it in themselves. He falls into the abyss fighting a demon from the ancient world, sacrificing himself so that his friends might live. And when he returns, more powerful than ever, he remains fundamentally unchanged in character. No arrogance. No hunger for power. No desire to rule. Just wisdom, compassion, humour, courage and an unwavering commitment to what is good. And perhaps his greatest lesson is that evil is not ultimately defeated by becoming more powerful than it, but by refusing to become like it. Gandalf isn’t simply a great fictional character. He’s a representation of everything humanity should aspire to become.
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You have been warned. When dem catch you, no talk say na the work of the devil ooo.
Operation Blackout is taking the fight directly to the international cybercriminal networks stealing billions from Americans. Our latest operation in Nigeria delivered: 9 ARRESTS. 53 electronic devices seized. $11 MILLION in potentially freezable funds identified across multiple countries. These scam centers exploit innocent victims, steal life savings, and operate across international borders believing they are beyond the reach of law enforcement. They’re wrong. Thanks to Nigerian law enforcement and our partners in London for their outstanding cooperation. To the criminals targeting Americans from overseas: JUSTICE WILL FIND YOU.
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I drive a Tesla because I think it’s the best car for my needs. Buying a product isn’t a pledge of political allegiance. I have owned two Teslas, a Powerwall, a wall charger and Starlink. I’m no fangirl but I think they're the best products available for me. I agree with Musk on some things and disagree on others, but I can still appreciate his ambition and achievements. If that means I support everything he says or does, do you apply the same standard to your purchases? What do you know about the people running your car manufacturer, tech companies or fuel suppliers?
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So Bill Gates wants to influence Nigerian leaders to criminalize us who speak against GMO, junk foods and ultra processed foods.
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But you are a slave. If you’ve been crying for two hundred years that the white man is causing your problems, you’re admitting his mastery over you and your affairs.
We don't share the same aspirations as you to be worthless white man slave. I hope they find you some prison space real soon, I hope a racist cop plants drugs on you to meet state prison population quotas. Slaves like you don't deserve freedom
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If you are a man, take your time to listen to this message. It will help you!!
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one thing i've recently learned is that women don't stop competing with other women once they get married and have children, they just start competing for something else intrasexual competition never ends and instead of trying to secure the best man for themselves, they're now trying to secure the best possible future for their children, which means competing with other mothers for resources, attention, opportunities, etc. and i wonder how much of the constant complaining about marriage and motherhood is actually part of this even when happily married, loving their children and with a good life, every time they talk to other women they make sure to tell them how exhausting motherhood is, how useless their husband is, how much they miss their freedom or how having kids ruined their body the reason is that they are competing for attention for themselves and that the fewer women who decide to have children, the fewer children theirs will have to compete with they don't even consciously realize what they're doing we've spent hundreds of thousands of years competing for resources to keep our offspring alive and all those instincts didn't magically disappear the moment a woman becomes a mother obviously some women are genuinely miserable. but MANY of them are making their lives sound worse than they actually are (especially on social media) to make other women more miserable and what's fucking terrifying is that until very recently this sort of behaviour could only influence the handful of women around them. now a single mother complaining about how much she regrets having children can reach millions of young women who haven't even started their families yet i wonder how much this has contributed to making an entire generation terrified of marriage and motherhood and how much damage it's doing
I’m sure you could’ve door dashed or had other stuff in the house you could eat but you needed the “poor me” video. He’s on a work trip to provide for you and yet he will come home to this video.
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Yoruba people are not fools. I have very good colleagues and acquaintances who are yorubas. I have good followers who are yorubas. The best president Nigeria has ever had since 1999 is a Yoruba man. That I don't like Tinubu doesn't mean that I hate yorubas.
Replying to @jon_d_doe
Yariba people are fools ,now I have seen why they don't want to divide Nigeria ,yariba and fulani cannot make Nigeria successful
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Ah fuck, she's starting to say the "I love you"s and all. Note that she has a boyfriend, and she lives with him. I don't even know what to make of this anymore. All I know is I'll never ever want to be anyone's boyfriend ever again. It's just an open cucking position. – at Barcelona, Spain
Update: I didn't close her. This one's weird, but the main issue was she had a boyfriend AND they're actually doing well. She was just... bored. So she cooked lunch to bring over for me, which was a sweet gesture -- to date, no girl has ever cooked for me in Spain. We put a movie on, I massaged her feet and legs, and, before long, I was already massaging her arms and shoulders. So far so good. I put her hand on my chest, and she instinctively stimulated my nipple, and I got hard FAST lol. And I kept rubbing my boner against her thigh. 🤣 I went up to her face and kissed her, and she kissed back. Score, right? Then I went for her bra strap. That's when she stopped me. Like not a playful stop, a serious one; she stopped kissing and pulled away hard. I asked her what's wrong. She said she can't do it, it's wrong, she feels super-guilty. I went, "Because of your boyfriend?" She said, "Yes." She later clarified that she "only wanted to try it out to see how she would feel about it," and "we had chemistry so why not," but ultimately she couldn't do it. So I didn't force her and sent her home. I don't know, this one's weird. Usually once I kiss a girl, it always leads to sex 100% of the time. I'm still officially on my break. Let's also remember it's this girl who invited herself over, I didn't ask her over. Well anyway, at least I got a sumptuous lunch out of it. 😂
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My observations at Aba within two days. 1. There is good road network. The roads are well maintained with a few pot holes here and there. 2. The city is well lit with street lights. 3. The streets are very neat. I didn't see refuse dumped indiscriminately. 4. There is security. There wasn't any sense of tension. Nobody harassed us as my team went around with our filming equipment. 5. Light was in good supply though it wasn't 24 hours stable. 6. The city wasn't littered with campaign posters and billboards. 7. The citizens appeared to be very happy and everybody was busy labouring. I didn't encounter beggars. There might be but I didn't get to see any. 8. High-rise buildings were all over the place. 9. Transportation is efficient in Aba and it is big business. Many people from other parts of the country and outside the country come in to buy and carry goods out of Aba. 10. The citizens spoke highly of their governor and are ready to challenge whoever tries to demarket his works.
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You have to be extremely wicked to draft a bill that will make people dependent on GMOs and keep them from growing their own food. Drop that bill now 🇳🇬 🔥✊🏾
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I knew Nigerians were done for life when people started saying an aspiring presidential candidate was ‘stingy’ simply coz he wasn’t willing to bribe people to vote for him.
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Lo que más le molesta al mundo de Bukele no es su política. Es su fe. Llevo ya dos años viviendo en El Salvador. Soy extranjero. Nací en Alemania. Y hay algo que en Europa casi ya no se ve: un presidente que habla de Dios sin pedir perdón. Esta semana lo volvimos a ver. Cuatro técnicos de aviación salvadoreños fueron secuestrados en Haití. No eran combatientes. Eran hombres cuyo trabajo es evacuar heridos y salvar vidas. Los atacaron cuando regresaban de comprar comida. Y mientras el mundo opinaba, analizaba y advertía… "Las pandillas de Haití no son como las de El Salvador." "Nadie ha podido vencerlas." "Es una trampa." "Será su Waterloo." …nuestro presidente hizo lo que hace siempre. No escuchó el ruido. Miró hacia arriba. Y escribió, para que lo leyera todo el mundo, que esta misión está encomendada a Dios. Que el Creador del Universo está con nosotros. Y citó Deuteronomio 28:7: "Jehová derrotará a tus enemigos que se levantaren contra ti; por un camino saldrán contra ti, y por siete caminos huirán de delante de ti." Piénsenlo un momento. ¿Cuántos jefes de Estado en el mundo se atreven hoy a citar la Biblia en público, en medio de una crisis, sabiendo que medio planeta se va a burlar? Muy pocos. Porque es más cómodo callar. Porque la fe "no vende". Porque te llaman fanático. Él lo hace igual. Y eso, para mí, no es debilidad. Es la mayor fortaleza que puede tener un líder: saber que no está solo, y saber que no es él quien tiene la última palabra. Antes de subir al avión rumbo a Haití, los paracaidistas salvadoreños se detuvieron a orar. Hombres armados, entrenados, valientes… de rodillas, encomendando su vida a Dios. Esa imagen dice más de este país que cualquier análisis de un "experto". Hay otra cosa que admiro profundamente: Bukele es fiel a su línea. Durante años le dijeron que la paz en El Salvador era imposible. Que las pandillas eran invencibles. Que había que negociar, ceder, esperar. No los escuchó. Hoy yo vivo aquí. Mi esposa es salvadoreña. Salgo de noche. Camino tranquilo. Veo a niños jugando en lugares donde hace pocos años nadie se atrevía a pasar. Eso no lo cuenta una estadística. Eso se vive. Y ahora, los mismos que dijeron "imposible" aquí, dicen "imposible" en Haití. Como él mismo escribió: cuando llegue la victoria, dirán que siempre fue fácil. Ya lo hemos visto antes. Mucha gente cree que ser fiel a tu línea es terquedad. No lo es. Es saber distinguir entre la voz de Dios y el ruido de los hombres. Entre los consejos de un amigo y los "consejos" de quien en realidad quiere verte caer. La Biblia lo dice claro: "Si Dios es por nosotros, ¿quién contra nosotros?" (Romanos 8:31) Y también: "Esfuérzate y sé valiente; no temas ni desmayes, porque Jehová tu Dios estará contigo dondequiera que vayas." (Josué 1:9) Quiero decir algo más, y lo digo desde el corazón: Esta oración no es contra el pueblo haitiano. El pueblo de Haití lleva años sufriendo, secuestrado por la violencia igual que lo estuvo El Salvador. Ellos también merecen vivir en paz. Ellos también merecen ver a sus hijos jugar en la calle. Oremos por ellos también. Viajo por el mundo y escucho lo mismo en todas partes: "Ojalá tuviéramos un presidente así." En Europa. En Latinoamérica. En Estados Unidos. Yo, como extranjero, primero doy gracias a Dios por el privilegio de vivir aquí. Y después, con todo el orgullo del mundo, digo que vivo en un país cuyo presidente no se avergüenza de Cristo. Hoy oro por nuestros cuatro compatriotas en Haití. Oro por cada soldado que salió a buscarlos. Oro por sus madres, sus esposas y sus hijos que esperan en casa. Y oro por nuestro presidente, para que Dios le dé sabiduría, valentía y humildad. Que vuelvan los cuatro. Vivos. Sin un rasguño. Por un camino salieron contra nosotros. Por siete caminos huirán. Dios está con El Salvador. 🇸🇻🙏
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"Emilokan" is the most tribalistic and religiously bigoted campaign slogan I have ever heard. End.
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She fucked men who did nothing for her. She left the man who sacrificed for her. Girls don't care for your sacrifices.
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These people live in bizarro world. Elon Musk is stupid. Sydney Sweeney is ugly. Biden is sharp. Men can get pregnant. It never ends.
Elon is a profoundly stupid man.
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Good people don’t need PR
WOMEN ARE GOOD PEOPLE !!! WOMEN ARE GOOD PEOPLE !!! WOMEN ARE GOOD PEOPLE !!! WOMEN ARE GOOD PEOPLE !!! WOMEN ARE GOOD PEOPLE !!!
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