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Dan Schiffmacher

@aintgotnotweets

Sports Docs, @improv_nerd, @Goal_cast, and much more. Also I talk to animals @talkinwild

 York, ME
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Joined February 2012
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I can’t wait for the Rick Moranissance
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I blame Peppa Pig
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JSchift@JSchift16 Jan 2024
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Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) profile pictureBuffalo Bills
@BuffaloBills16 Jan 2024
BILLS WIN!!!! #PITvsBUF | #BillsMafia
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Ajay Cybulski
@AjayCybulski11 Dec 2023
The 7-6 #Bills have a +104 point differential. The 7-6 Texans have a +8 point differential. The 7-6 Bengals have a -7 point differential. The 7-6 Colts have a -16 point differential. The 7-6 Steelers have a -37 point differential. The 7-6 Broncos have a -39 point differential. Can you spy a difference? #BillsMafia
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The Onion
@TheOnion26 Oct 2023
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/49c79oE
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A win is a win is a win is a win #gobills #billsmafia
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the only sensible choice for speaker of the house
senator jar jar binks in the galactic senate

ALT senator jar jar binks in the galactic senate

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Made this video about the #DetroitLions and city of Detroit - @KeeganMKey, thoughts? youtube.com/watch?v=EE76VU4d…
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Detroit has been through alot, can they catch a break? youtube.com/watch?v=EE76VU4d… #Detroit #DetroitVsKansasCity #nfl
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Matt Barkley
@MattBarkley12 Aug 2023
BILLS WIN!!!
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A.R. Moxon 🦋@JuliusGoat7 Jul 2023
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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Meta threads.net/t/CuWk8vdOL62/?i…
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LEGO
@LEGO_Group3 Jul 2023
Oh those? Those are my emotional support LEGO sets that I haven’t built yet.
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$760 billion in PPP loans were forgiven. That’s $360 billion more than this Administration’s student debt relief program. And, several Republican members of Congress who opposed student debt relief benefited from those PPP loans.
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The Onion
@TheOnion20 Jun 2023
Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space bit.ly/42QG06c
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Madden NFL 27
@EAMaddenNFL9 Jun 2023
A surprise #BillsMafia won't forget 🦬 @JoshAllenQB | #Madden24

Josh Allen surprises fans | Madden 24

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Adam Schefter
@AdamSchefter7 Jun 2023
The #Madden24 cover reveal: Josh Allen
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#VisionPro has 2 hr battery - so you’ll get to watch 90s movies on it before the battery dies
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But fan of the droid banter in #StarWarsJediSurvivor
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TheStarWars@TheStarWarz25 Apr 2023
Please Retweet!
Playing Favorites Podcast (@playfavpodcast) profile picturePlaying Favorites Podcast@playfavpodcast25 Apr 2023
We are doing a "Star Wars Day" Charity Stream for @ExtraLife4Kids on May 6th by playing Star Wars Games to help raise money for Kids! You could win a digital copy of Jedi: Survivor just by donating! Donate Now here: extra-life.org/participant/J… Retweet and Share!
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Dungeons in #TearsoftheKingdom
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