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Writer, Gemini, dog lover and cappuccino enthusiast.

Australia
Joined March 2015
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Aisha Sini retweeted
It just occurred to me that in the next 10-15 years the vast majority of Australian Vietnamese bakery owners will retire & now that their kids are all pharmacists or investment bankers or plasterers or whatever we’re going to face an absolutely catastrophic Bánh mì supply crisis.
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I’m actually so upset netflix cancelled Kaos like who is their ceo? count your days
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missed seeing the northern lights over London because I was indoors talking to people and not looking at my phone for 30 minutes. will never make this mistake again
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I genuinely found running a marathon easier than flat hunting in London
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Posting “wow super problematic” under everybody’s Halloween costume and then responding “I will not do the labor of educating you” when they ask for an explanation.
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Geminis geminize gem in eyes [send tweet]
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They’re always puting that Fibonacci spiral over nature stuff stuff and telling you how magical it is that it matches up, but I never really think it matches up that well. I just go along with it because it’s a nice idea and I don’t feel like arguing.
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Aisha Sini retweeted
Cooking tip- If you don't like tomatoes here are a couple alternatives you can try -Grow up! -Have a better sense of taste -Be better
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I’ll now be referring to “the talking phase” as Schrodingers’ Relationship
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Hey guys I’m so thrilled to announce that I’ll no longer be thinking! This has been a lifelong goal, and I’m so grateful to everyone who helped get me here
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tell me you work in marketing without telling me you work in marketing, i'll start: it took me two hours to write a paragraph and a half.
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next met gala theme should be 2014 tumblr
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Aisha Sini retweeted
I can’t stress this enough: If you’re 7 - 13 years old INVEST YOUR LUNCH MONEY You’ll be a millionaire by 60
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$44 billion is my monthly almond milk flat white budget
jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭
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I want the third Jacobs son to be a Charles/Cece Drake type plotline #Euphoria #PLL
got a bit of a superiority complex about this one Wordle 256 2/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
ever wonder if you are the reason a baby name is ruined for someone? like have I ruined the name Aisha for some poor couple?
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I want twitter and tiktok’s algorithms to advance to the point where they can tell if I’ve seen the new euphoria episode or not, so that they don’t show me spoilers
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fun fact: I have actually never been wrong about anything in my whole life