Ajay

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Drake going Back to Back again.

You have a private plate on your car so people know who you are, but you've blacked out the windows so nobody knows who you are. Can you please just decide and then drive off a cliff either way?

This country has never been more divided. You either: Listen to Jake Humphrey's podcast earnestly Or you laugh at him and everyone that does and drink deep from the vast pit of pseudo-psychological hilariousness. No middle ground.

Assume Jesus chose Twitter ads for this announcement because his organic reach is just 12 followers

Beyoncé fans finding Taylor Swift fans intolerable is the most ironic, least self-aware and fundamentally hilarious thing that could have ever happened.

Lads, you might be defeating the object a bit @WMPolice

Dunno, but Chris Brown would fail a background check to serve pints in a Wetherspoons. So, ya know.

The Mason Greenwood case is now just like the John Terry racism case: - Courts fail the victim and bottle the decision - Football entities have to pick up the slack and act as judge, jury and executioner Sports are more of a moral arbiter than the justice system, apparently.

Unsure where to stand on the Mason Greenwood issue? Pretend the girl was your daughter. Problem solved.

Get me on The Traitors

Buying tickets for 3 concerts in less than 24 hours as if I'm not nearly 35 years old.

From a fundamental moral standpoint, Sunak doesn't represent your friends/family's experiences as ethnic minorities any more than Priti Patel or Suella Braverman did. Probably even less than Apu from The Simpsons. You're not obliged to support him because he's brown.

This is a confusing product.

Shout to to all the people of colour queuing/mourning and all that. Proper good stuff 🫡👑

Yep, makes sense.

Elon Musk fans are just Joe Rogan fans who can't do press ups.

Mega-talented modern R&B acts (Brent Faiyaz, Frank Ocean etc) refusing to use drums - that's the real pandemic.

Shoutout to whoever was parked outside my house just now blasting Disturbed - Down With The Sickness