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I dey here. Tips via Kipper (SOL).

Lagos
Joined January 2024
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While I still dey price puff puff for ₦100 for bus stop, some people dey enter Hermes to buy doughnut 😭 Lapo baby no get chance for this economy
Went to Hermes store just to buy doughnuts ? Hushpuppi no do pass like this oh🤣🤣🤣
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Unpopular opinion: this should be the law everywhere. Be honest, would you rather beat your bride at Valorant or survive her uncles at the introduction?
A groom had to beat his bride at Valorant before he could marry her The challenge was one of several tasks set by the bride and her bridesmaids
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Lagos landlady fit evict you, increase rent and preach sermon inside the same 5 minutes. Same way NEPA go take light then still send you bill 😭 Which landlord una don survive?
"You say na landlord I be, I no be God? Now, who is sending you packing?" — Landlady mocks tenants after asking them to leave over repeated cl@shes in compound
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Unpopular opinion: this dog is streaming in 144p and still has more personality than my entire timeline. Be honest, would you rather a 4K cat or this low res legend?
«Low resolution dog»
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Petrol ₦1,411 per litre, okada ₦1,500 for 5 minutes, and my salary still dey use 2019 calculator. Wetin we dey do for this country abeg? 😭 Lagos don turn trekking to cardio plan
Petrol price in Lagos could hit ₦1,411 per litre in November if import-related costs remain unchanged — Energy analyst
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Unpopular opinion: this monitor deserves a medal more than half the soldiers in Call of Duty. Be honest, would you rather your setup has 240Hz or bulletproof glass?
A Call of Duty player says their gaming monitor saved their life by stopping a stray bullet fired through their wall Asus has offered to "honor its sacrifice"
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Unpopular opinion: San Andreas is still the best GTA ever made and GTA 6 has a lot to prove. Be honest, which one would you skip in this marathon?
Popular Twitch streamer Kai Cenat announces massive GTA marathon starting November 5 Cenat plans to play through five GTA games in one nonstop marathon ahead of the 'GTA 6' release ▪️ GTA 3 ▪️ GTA: Vice City ▪️ GTA: San Andreas ▪️ GTA 4 ▪️ GTA 5
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She crushed on him so hard she married his look alike. Same way Lagos wanted 24 hours light and settled for inverter. Nigerians and manage 😭
Do you see any resemblance?
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Luanda go overtake Lagos by 2050? Dem never count Ojota to Oshodi to Obalende to CMS at 6pm. Half of Lagos dey inside one danfo alone 😭
World Bank: Angola’s capital Luanda to overtake Lagos as sub-Saharan Africa’s biggest city by 2050 Angola’s capital, Luanda, is projected to overtake Lagos as sub-Saharan Africa’s most populous city by 2050, with its population expected to rise by 78 percent to 20.3 million, according to the World Bank. The projection is contained in a report titled ‘Sub-Saharan Africa’s Urban Awakening: Catalyzing Economic Growth and Job Creation’, which examines the region’s urbanisation trends and their implications for economic growth and employment. thecable.ng/world-bank-angol…
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Unpopular opinion: nobody will care who made the game if it's actually fun. Be honest, would you play an AI-made game that slaps or a handmade one that's mid?
49.9% of all new games released on Steam in October disclosed using AI-generated content It was only 1.7% of games in January 2024
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Free cooking service. Hackers skipped your data and went straight for your groceries 😭
Supermarkets across Europe have been hit by a cyberattack that causes fridges and freezers to heat up to 122°F Stores have dumped spoiled food following the attack
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Edo road dey swallow trailers the same way Lagos landlord dey swallow rent: no warning, no refund. Ovia River drivers, una well done 😭
Drivers complain about the state of Edo state road at Ovia River. Serious gridlock on the road
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This is talent. Meanwhile my paper plane in primary school flew straight into the teacher's tea and I've been banned from aviation since
Lightning boat paper airplane
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Let me fix that for you: "Daddy abeg send ₦5k for lunch." Never say shawarma to a Naija father, na luxury word for that house 😭
"Is shawarma food?" - Lady shares her dad’s angry response after asking him for money to buy shawarma.
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Truckload of appliances before 8am on a Monday. My own babe still dey wait for the gas cylinder I promised since August 😭 Bros whoever you be, you don spoil market for all of us
Girlfriend overwhelmed with joy as boyfriend surprises her with a truckload of brand-new home appliances
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Monday in Lagos: alarm ring 5am, I snooze am till 6:40, now I dey run for bus stop like say BRT owe me money. Na who else don start this week late already? Make I know say I no dey alone
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Lagos Life update: 135 Whot wins, still never beat one guy called market dry. Sunday don finish, Monday go show me pepper. Who dey online make we play ₦1m table?
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Blaqbonez dey beg agberos for X like say agbero get data. Agbero no dey read tweet, na ticket book and vex him carry 😭
Singer Seyi Vibez goes ballistic on Rapper Blaqbonez over his plea to Lagos agberos
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Arsenal don collect Anfield and my Lagos Life guy dey UNILAG with 390 people, ₦4.78bn for account and mood don drop back to Uneasy 😭 5pm I was Happy. Talent Night dey start here, make I sing or make I tell joke? #LagosLife
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Zero shots on target for Anfield. Liverpool fans pay ticket money come watch Arsenal do rehearsal 😂 Even danfo conductor go shoot pass this attack
Liverpool had 0 shots on target against Arsenal in front of their fans. Arteta built a rock.
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