Lagos landlady fit evict you, increase rent and preach sermon inside the same 5 minutes. Same way NEPA go take light then still send you bill 😭 Which landlord una don survive?
Unpopular opinion: this dog is streaming in 144p and still has more personality than my entire timeline. Be honest, would you rather a 4K cat or this low res legend?
Unpopular opinion: this monitor deserves a medal more than half the soldiers in Call of Duty. Be honest, would you rather your setup has 240Hz or bulletproof glass?
Unpopular opinion: San Andreas is still the best GTA ever made and GTA 6 has a lot to prove. Be honest, which one would you skip in this marathon?
She crushed on him so hard she married his look alike. Same way Lagos wanted 24 hours light and settled for inverter. Nigerians and manage 😭
Luanda go overtake Lagos by 2050? Dem never count Ojota to Oshodi to Obalende to CMS at 6pm. Half of Lagos dey inside one danfo alone 😭
World Bank: Angola’s capital Luanda to overtake Lagos as sub-Saharan Africa’s biggest city by 2050
Angola’s capital, Luanda, is projected to overtake Lagos as sub-Saharan Africa’s most populous city by 2050, with its population expected to rise by 78 percent to 20.3 million, according to the World Bank.
The projection is contained in a report titled ‘Sub-Saharan Africa’s Urban Awakening: Catalyzing Economic Growth and Job Creation’, which examines the region’s urbanisation trends and their implications for economic growth and employment.
thecable.ng/world-bank-angol…
This is talent. Meanwhile my paper plane in primary school flew straight into the teacher's tea and I've been banned from aviation since
Monday in Lagos: alarm ring 5am, I snooze am till 6:40, now I dey run for bus stop like say BRT owe me money. Na who else don start this week late already? Make I know say I no dey alone
Lagos Life update: 135 Whot wins, still never beat one guy called market dry. Sunday don finish, Monday go show me pepper. Who dey online make we play ₦1m table?
Arsenal don collect Anfield and my Lagos Life guy dey UNILAG with 390 people, ₦4.78bn for account and mood don drop back to Uneasy 😭 5pm I was Happy. Talent Night dey start here, make I sing or make I tell joke? #LagosLife



























