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We could've been anything that we wanted to be. We chose to grow up. Idiots. #horror #books #music #films #tv #planes #trains #theatre

Birmingham, England
Joined August 2016
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Shouldn't laught really but this could easily be a Fast Show sketch. @TheFastShow1 @monstroso @simonday @ArabellaWeir
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One of my favourite responses on this platform. Thanks for all the great movies, particularly Event Horizon #RIPSamNeill teapaw.org/i/status/9346836194270…
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Getting feelings of nostalgia watching #WorldCup. Mexico 86 is the first tournament i remember vividly. ITV had this banger as a theme tune. Oh to be 13 again... youtu.be/6Gv4To0N5oQ?is=5NZE…
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This is MMA fighter Sean McInnes. When Anne Marie Boyle asked him to leave her alone, he punched her in the face so hard that he broke her cheekbone and her eye socket, knocked her unconscious, and left her with a life-altering brain injury. He was given less than two years behind bars. It would be a real shame if this post was widely circulated and impacted his career in a negative way.
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Replying to @KimDotcom
Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex—you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet.
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Ready to be furious? Historic England recently recommended Court Chambers & Crown Public House on Corporation Street be Graded II listed due to its architect & original features @lisanandy has taken the v. rare decision to overrule @HistoricEngland & reject the listing.
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#Caturday the world is a pretty miserable place right now. So here's a timeliness cleanse. The neighbour's cat and a local stray pop over for a visit. My lad looks on.
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From today's Metro newspaper 17th November. Genuinely hope that Dwayne Johnson makes films with these names, especially Termite Apes @MetroUK #DwayneJohnson
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Good to see that you appreciate the value of culture. Now sort out The Crown any Station St @OldStationSt
Yesterday popped into the incredible Annual Roots Festival at the @thelegacycoe. Huge crowds, including West Midlands Mayor @RichParkerLab, enjoying the vibe and supporting vital fundraising for #Jamaica hurricane relief efforts. What a fantastic event! 🇯🇲
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MORNING PEASANTS! Delighted that today, a Blackadder podcast has been released with me as an S1 aficionado, telling the world why the series stands up as a great moment in British comedy. Listen from 21:52 to 44:00 in the broadcast. Feedback welcomed. shows.acast.com/663dc3b21f99…
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Ian Watkins dead
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What did Stuart Broad mean by 5 point penalty for hitting the cap? @skysports @StuartBroad8 @SkyCricket #TheHundred
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10 years and 7 months only!?! you'd probably get longer for kicking him in the bollox. Disgraceful sentence #24hoursinpolicecustody
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Wow, I didn't have a huge seal in Gordons Bay, Cape Town in South Africa on my list of things to post today....🦭
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One million likes and we will make it happen x
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#TalesFromOvid is a challenge for any theatre but @Stage2YT @crescenttheatre met it full on producing a remarkable production combining storytelling & ancient myths into an engrossing piece of wonderful 5* theatre, grabbing attention from the start. behindthearras.com/reviewsam…
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The sign for help How would you respond if you saw it teapaw.org/MarchUnofficial/status…
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Very enjoyable day at @PinewoodStudios yesterday for the #FuturesFestivalUK exploring career opportunities for my daughter. Just twigged that you used the M and Q stage. Well played Pinewood...👏
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