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Arlington, TX
Joined February 2014
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Correa. Still Tickin’. ⌚️
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Carlos Correa is back!! #Astros #BuiltForThis
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Alan Falks retweeted
Inflation is caused by the Federal government spending more than it earns, because they just print more money to make up the difference. To solve inflation, reduce wasteful government spending. Your tax dollars should be spent well, not poorly.
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People need to stop overreacting about Kamala’s plan to reduce food inflation, as if it would lead to communism, mass starvation, and the end of America. I worked in M&A in the food industry. Here’s a step-by-step summary of what would actually happen: 1. The government announces that grocery retailers aren’t allowed to raise prices. 2. Grocery stores, which operate on 1-2% net margins, can’t survive if their suppliers raise prices. So the government announces that food producers (Kraft Heinz, ConAgra, Tyson, Hormel, et. al.) also aren’t allowed to raise prices. 3. Not all grocery stores are created equal. Stores in lower-income areas make less money than those in higher-income areas, as the former disproportionately sell lower-margin prepackaged foods (“center of the store”) instead of higher-margin fresh products like meat (“perimeter of the store”). Because stores in lower-income areas aren’t able to cover overhead (remember, even if their wholesale costs are fixed, their labor, utilities, insurance, and other operating expenses aren’t fixed… yet), grocery chains start to shut them down. Food deserts in rural areas and in low-income urban areas alike become worse. 4. Meanwhile, margins for food producers are also quickly eroding. Their primary costs (ingredients, energy, and labor) aren’t fixed, and their shrinking gross profits leave less cash flow available to cover overhead, maintain facilities, and reinvest in additional production capacity. 5. Grocery chains, which have finite shelf space, start to repurpose their stores (those they didn’t have to shut down, I should say) to sell more non-price-controlled items—everything from nutrition supplements to kitchenware to apparel—and less price-controlled food products. Your local Kroger or Safeway starts to look and feel more like a Walmart. 6. Food producers stop making products with lower margins. Grocery chain start competing with each other to secure inventory. Since they can’t compete by offering stronger prices (remember, producers aren’t allowed to raise prices here, and, even if they could, grocery chains no longer have the gross profit to bear price increases), they compete on things like payment terms. 7. Small grocery chains start to shut down entirely, or get sold to larger chains like Kroger. In addition to not being able to cover fixed costs, a major reason for this is because they can no longer reliably secure delivery of products, due to producers prioritizing sales to larger customers, which are able to leverage their stronger balance sheets to offer superior payment terms. 8. Smaller food producers—which typically sell via distributors, rather than directly to grocery chains—start to go out of business. Because these producers have an additional step their value chains, and because they have lower volumes over which to spread their fixed costs, their cost structure is inherently disadvantaged compared to major food producers. When grocery stores aren’t able to raise prices, cutting product costs becomes all the more important, and deprioritizing purchases from smaller producers is an easy way to do so. 9. As supply chains break down, lines start to form outside grocery stores every morning. Cities assign police officers to patrol store parking lots, and food producers draft contingency plans to assign armed escorts to delivery trucks. 10. The federal government announces a program to issue block grants for states to purchase and operate shuttered grocery stores. The USDA also seizes closed-down production facilities. 11. The government announces that prices for all key food costs—corn, wheat, cattle, energy, etc.—are also now fixed, to stop “profiteers” from gouging the now-government-operated food industry. 12. Shockingly, the government struggles to operate one of the most complex industries on the planet. The entire food supply chain starts imploding. 13. Communism, mass starvation, and the end of America quickly ensue. Hey wait a second
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Today's Reminder : You ARE VALUABLE !!
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Alan Falks retweeted
don’t ever take for granted that we get to watch the greatest astro in history play in real time we are so blessed
A clutch 3-run tank by Jose Altuve to extend the @Astros lead 🚀
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2nd big league game? No biggy for Joey Loperfido! Loperfido barehands the ball off the wall and throws out David Fry at second! (via @astros)
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A historic night in Houston!
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Ronel Blanco throws the first no-hitter of the 2024 season!!! @astros | #Relentless
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Jose Altuve will be an Astro for life.
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The Promise.
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Welcome to H-Town, Josh Hader. 🔥
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Welcome back to the Houston Astros organization Josh Hader!
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The Astros back end of the bullpen is looking scary 😳 ▫️ Josh Hader ▫️ Ryan Pressly ▫️ Bryan Abreu
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The Houston Astros and Josh Hader are in agreement on a 5-year, $95M deal, via multiple reports
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Alan Falks retweeted
Astros, LHP Josh Hader reportedly agree to 5-year deal, according to @MLBNetwork insider Jon Heyman.
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Alan Falks retweeted
Congratulations Michael Brantley on an outstanding career! Forever a Champion 🏆
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Astros get their backup catcher. Switch hitter who hit .259 with 7 HR last year for the Brewers, his OPS was .711 Better against RHP in 2023. He'll be Diaz's backup but he can also play 1B
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We got our guy! We have hired Joe Espada as our 20th manager in franchise history.
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Alan Falks retweeted
“Dad, Jose Altuve is going to play forever, right??”
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