Cat person, Linux developer, Information junkie, abuser of puns. The only thing darker than Vantablack is my sense of humor.

Portland, Oregon
Joined December 2008
Replying to @mattblaze
"The moral PGP Diffie taught Zimmermann unites all mankind free in one-key-steganography-privacy!"
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
In his second term, Trump will make good on his anti-press threats to try to destroy any news outlet, journalist, or whistleblower who criticizes or opposes him. We won’t let him. freedom.press/issues/trump-w…
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
I’ll repeat it again, having record turnout and 20 Million less votes doesn’t add up for me. Something is very wrong.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
The most powerful person in the world is a confirmed rapist.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Democracy is on life support. Can’t trust the people to vote for the most talented artists in AGT maybe we can’t trust them to vote for POTUS either. Not that it matters that was probably the last election we’ll have for a while.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Thanks for nothing, Asshole.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Stop bashing the voters It wasn't them Millions of ballots weren't counted, and millions more were rejected for bs.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Trump wins the White House. Again. The Democrats blew it. Again. A depressing yet predictable result.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Tried to send a book to a friend in Ireland. It has just come back (over a month later) with a label on it saying it's 'non-compliant to customs regulations'. Brexit never stops giving, does it?
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Do we have a @TheJusticeDept statement on the in-real-time Russian/Trump election interference bomb threats or is Merrick Garland in another coma? @POTUS? Anybody going to
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
as an australian i really don’t understand why trump was even allowed to run and why he is currently winning. he is literally a convicted felon
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Here's a list of everyone who can fuck off. 1. Merrick Garland 2. Trump 3. Everyone who voted for Trump. 4. Leon 5. All mainstream media that normalized this criminal as a candidate. 6. Everyone who sat this one out. There are more.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
If true, this is Merrick Garland obeying in advance.
DOJ officials are evaluating how to wind down the two federal criminal cases against Donald Trump before he takes office to comply with longstanding department policy that a sitting president can’t be prosecuted, two people familiar with the matter tell NBC News - @KenDilanianNBC
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
I'm SHOCKED and ALARMED by all the Dems here who are simply resigning themselves to a RIGGED TRUMP PRESIDENCY! We ALL KNEW he was planning to STEAL THIS ELECTION! None of us knew HOW he was going to do it, but it DOESN'T ADD UP! The fucker tried to OVERTHROW OUR GOVERNMENT!
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I live in PA and voted by mail. My ballot was mailed on 10/7 and received on 10/21 as indicated through online tracking. Today, when I checked my ballot status it says: RECORD - BALLOT RETURNED I am unclear as to whether my ballot was counted or not. @JoshShapiroPA
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
BREAKING: Kamala Harris has just called Donald Trump to congratulate him on his victory. Note: Trump has still not called Biden to congratulate him on his victory 1,463 days ago.
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
I did some math, and not every state is accounted for. There are major cities in the red states that aren't fully a color. Donald Trump is NOT the president until EVERY SINGLE vote is accounted for. The numbers DO NOT STOP when one of the candidates reaches 270. #Recount2024
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alanpdx ‽ 𒀩 幽霊文字 retweeted
Retweet if you proudly voted for Kamala Harris!
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