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PLU alum. Nerd, ambivert, Norsk taler. I Love My Ducks! Vikings are cool. I(A)SFP. Enthusiastically Lutheran and for love. He/Him/His. $alaskalute

Dena’ina land, AK
Joined April 2008
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Yeah, that’s about right. – at Anchorage, AK
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Alaska removed 3,048 people from its active voter rolls after a DMV data match flagged them as possible noncitizens. Elections Director Carol Beecher said “old data” contributed to the errors, including the mistaken removal of U.S. citizens. Commentary/illustration by Holly Todd.
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Daniel Radcliffe and Tracy Morgan recreate the scene between Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes for ‘The Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins.’
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There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT" WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
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Found on reddit. Hilarious
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Tell Sam Altman that I use my 64GB of RAM to run print("Hello, World!"). I want him to know it's me.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman believes people owning RAM is wasteful, and that it belongs in data centers instead. "From a global allocation perspective, actually, it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their own computer."
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SCODUCKS 💚💛
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It's just a joke, it's just a joke, it's just a joke
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The first Hawaii native to win the Heisman. Happy Birthday, Marcus Mariota.
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we add a second worm hole
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the worst part about being a beekeeper is kissing all 30,000 bees goodnight i bet
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RIP Patrick Stewart Never forget when he told Tua “you’re not built for the moment”
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Sesame Workshop mourns the loss of Sir Patrick Stewart. Thank you for being our friend and for sharing your brilliance, joy, and kindness with the world. 💛💚
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Do joke swap cowards
It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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It's really funny to read about what Star Wars fans thinks about the Glup Shitto meme. They're like "Oh, Blart Beepo obviously isn't a Glup Shitto, everyone knows who he is, it'd be as crazy as calling Peerdo Flok a Glup Shitto. Get real!"
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I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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Alright Duck fans, who can do me a solid?
There will also be a VERY limited quantity of glow-in-the-dark Mummy Duck cups at our concession stands. Secure your ticket today - goducks.com/fbtix #GoDucks 🦆
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There will also be a VERY limited quantity of glow-in-the-dark Mummy Duck cups at our concession stands. Secure your ticket today - goducks.com/fbtix #GoDucks 🦆
Mummy mode. Select Mummy Duck items will be available for purchase exclusively at Autzen @TheDuckStore on Saturday. #GoDucks
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meanwhile nathan is off camera like:
What I would give to dance with you in the kitchen this morning.
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