A struggling writer, who might very well be the next big thing, but I'll have to leave that to you to decide https://xitter.cf/t.co/2YzVOfD9cg

Joined May 2009
Some words that were spinning round my head spewed out and ended up in #Twisted50 Get your copy twisted50.com #amwriting #horror
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Dream first date // 100th date // marriage
🇫🇷 | París está ardiendo, pero ellos terminan sus bebidas con calma.
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Is it too much to ask?
Oh to be ducks walking on Hydrangea blooms
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Imagine having so much money you could help end poverty, or build hospitals, you could end wars, feed people, cure cancer.... but instead you build a car that can fall from the air in a slightly more controlled way than gravity allows.... DICK
Elon Musk unveils new Tesla Roadster by launching it off a ramp flipping the car mid-air and safely landing.
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Who said romance was dead
Elizabethan ladies kept apple slices under their armpits to absorb sweat, before passing them to potential suitors as keepsakes.
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Narrator: He'd just woken up.... it was about to go downhill from there
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Salacious messages sent to you in a pancake… I HAVE FOUND MY RELIGION!!
In 1731, Sister Mariana de Jesus, a Portuguese nun, was sentenced to six months silence for ogling a monk with a telescope and passing raunchy messages to him hidden in a pancake.
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Wrong about Fahrenheit 451 (my favourite book of all time) On The Road, the biggest piece of drivel I’ve ever read, hated the characters, hated what they were doing, couldn’t care less what happens, no wonder it was written on toilet paper #books #writing flip.it/oIPwhm
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Stick a fork in him, Tommy is done #TommyRobinson
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In the North Pole in temperatures of around minus thirty five degrees it’s always important that you wear your protective beenie hat #Vigil
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Reform's full and thorough investigation #BBCBreakfast
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If only there had been signs... If only journalists could have noticed... If only... You still believe Nigel Farage is a man of the people? He represents only himself He only wants to be able to stuff as much money as he can into the pockets of his Stinky Camel Coat Of Corruption
“It worked, boom.” That’s Nigel Farage celebrating a Reform UK plot to break election law - by having a US company secretly pay for three influential political polls that benefitted the party. Earlier in the investigation, Reform’s Head of Policy James Orr and senior advisor Dan Jukes arranged for a Verbatim reporter to pay for the polls through a US company. Orr and Jukes believed the firm was run by the reporter’s American father. Mr Farage was filmed by undercover reporters from @Verbatim_Media as part of a year-long investigation that Channel 4 News has thoroughly checked and verified. This meeting took place in his Clacton constituency in July - when Mr Farage was fighting a by-election he called after separate allegations about his finances. Watch the full investigation on YouTube.
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The Stinky Camel Coat Of Corruption Any person with integrity would resign…. wouldn’t hold your breath
Our yearlong investigation reveals Nigel Farage courting illicit funding as part of a plot to bring foreign money into British politics, orchestrated by his top aides and caught on hidden camera.
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Women breaking the glass ceiling
A Colombian hitwoman, known as ‘The Doll,’ was allegedly arrested for several m*rders, including her ex-boyfriend 😳
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