alcor805

"...In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, the good deeds a man has done before defend him." – at San Diego, CA

In a world run by narcissists and governed by dopes, there is little to no time (or interest) in rewarding critical thinking.

Hear me out @McDonalds. It's time to reconnect with your audience, young and old. Introducing Ron McDonald... @Nick_Offerman

When I look at the #usmnt roster vs the top teams in europe I laugh. I would bet infinite money against them winning the #fifaworldcup. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@amossweets You need to better articulate the 'G' on your packaging.

Based.

Here's funny idea: Whomever owns the deed on property must pay the property tax. Not the person paying off the mortgage. Not the previous seller. The bank using fractional reserve lending practices.

This game has become the dream of every kid who's ever played baseball. A total fight to the finish. All 25 players on the roster in an 18 inning (and counting) death match. #WorldSeries

Stéphane Dujarric is a stupid piece of shit.

The Flaming Lips are music for losers. Shitty music that makes sad, tasteless people think they're part of a crowd. That crowd is comprised of clowns and assholes. All confetti cannons, blow-up dolls, and lasers don't overcome the lame childish muzak they struggle to play.

Anyone who has been to an Oasis concert this summer has already discovered this. #OasisLive25

@grok wins. I would actually like to see Disney make a show idea from this image. 🤣🤣🤣

The prompt here was: @grok make the Mandalorian flamboyantly gay.

You can now bet your retirement against the declining value of the U.S. dollar.

@clif_high I did not observe any correlation between your chart and reality in early July. What were your takeaways?

Today is the day. Cardiff. #OasisLive25 youtu.be/V3mhhT3c7oY?si=c5hp…

Bill Walton's corpse would provide better color commentary in this game than Doris Burke. #NBAFinals2025

Everyone knows you can stop @DOGE by crushing the price of $doge coin. 🤣