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Writing. Photography. Man of the West. Permanent-Standard-Time Extremist

Joined September 2025
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Hello November! New month, new photos. Four pictures shot on film in Utah. Get your prints while you can!
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First snow. Somewhere in Utah. (120 film)
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Living on the edge. Somewhere in Utah. (120 film)
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Around back. (120 film)
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A poem I wrote a while back
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Gone fishing (35mm film)
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Since “No Soliciting” signs don’t work anymore, what’s everyone doing to keep the door to door salesmen at bay?
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You don't hate Standard Time, you hate winter.
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Mercenary teams breed fair weather fans
I am beginning to think College Football has a bit of an attendance problem brewing. Look at the thread below to see the crowds yesterday at Oklahoma, Penn State, UCLA, TCU, Maryland, SDSU, and FSU. 🤯 What is the main cause? Unrealistic expectations? Economy? Apathy? Halloween? 🧵👇🏼
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Sorry guys, leaving an unattended bowl of candy on the porch is not some storied Halloween tradition. It’s just (mostly post-covid) laziness. The bigger breakdown of the high trust society is your not wanting to answer the door.
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Happy Halloween (35mm film)
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I will never read “Suge” and not think it rhymes with “huge”
Vanilla Ice had the No. 1 album in America, 7 million copies sold. Then he opened his hotel room door and found Suge Knight inside with five men. All armed. All smiling. In the video below, he tells the story himself. He had two bodyguards with him. The men said they were huge fans. They wanted pictures for their daughters. He posed. Everything was cool, he says. Then Suge asked to talk to him on the balcony. Alone. His bodyguard stood up. Vanilla says one of the men slapped him so hard he cried, and took his gun. Thirty minutes later, they brought in Chocolate, the man who claimed he helped write the song. Vanilla says his eye was black and his lip was swollen. "Ice Ice Baby" was the first rap song ever to top the Billboard Hot 100. Everyone wanted a piece of it. Forget the famous version where Suge dangled him over the railing by his ankles. Vanilla says that never happened. What Suge actually told him out on that balcony is the part he says everyone gets wrong.
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Happy Halloween (35mm film)
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Happy Halloween (35mm film)
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"When light is present, darkness is vanquished and must depart." -Robert D Hales
I love this picture. Not sure why. Murray UT (35mm film)
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I love this picture. Not sure why. Murray UT (35mm film)
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The soundtrack of my paper route
US Alternative Top 50 this week in 1995
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It is generally a bad idea to drop your camera. (120 film)
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