MFs have taken the sting out of 'dawa imepenya.' They think even just dismissing a dumb take counts as dawa kupenya

Having to deal with Ruto, Murang’a SEAL, Harambee Stars and Manchester United while still trying to sort your life is too much for one human being 😩

South Africans delusion, entitlement, and inflated sense of self-importance are causing them to melt down over losing the Formula 1 bid to Rwanda.

It’s an absolute disgrace that the 🐐 himself, Eliud Kipchoge, shares the E.G.H. honour with the likes of Sakaja, Opiyo Wandayi, Gladys Panga and Ichung’wah.

One shitty thing about the interwebs is outsiders appointing themselves experts on your culture, confidently spewing bullshit about your people then passing it off as facts.

The weekend is upon us

Didmus Barasa learning about Wicknell Chivayo’s helicopter crash, knowing he uses a crop-spraying helicopter

The beauty of posts about Wicknell Chivayo is that you might not understand the language, but you can still feel the emotion, understand the mood, and connect with them. Zimbabweans, Kenyans and Malawians need a joint holiday to celebrate the fat loss

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Churchill orphans, peasant government bloggers, and apologists 🤡

Despite being one of Nairobi’s largest demographic and business communities, they rejected their own promising Polycarp Igathe and elected the clueless Sakaja, who has gone on to fvck up the city. Yet, somehow, the same crooks they elected are still labelling them tribalists

Airtel inaonanga umeshaakuwa customer inakuabandon inaenda ku seduce new customers and those with lines but don't use with crazy offers 😂

Aladwa once said, “Ndio Raila akuwe rais, lazima watu wakufe kidogo.” And he meant neither his family nor Raila’s. A perfect reminder never to get too attached to any politician. To them you're just expendable currency

Samsung Lawsons has shown me bad things. It’s like the headache has its own heartbeat. I’m unsubscribing 😫

Calling male boxers and briefs “panties” should be a jailable offense

For those who cheered, this is the Mat that drove over the spikes

There’s a Mau Mau song called ‘Mwene Nyaga’ that’s very spiritual. Kwame Rĩgĩi sang it and did it absolute justice. Then another uncultured swine called Gathee Wa Njeri came up with a shitty rendition in which he even introduced greetings. That guy should be rolled in a beehive

Following the @KTNNewsKE exposé, Kaluma and Wanga must now look for diversionary tactics, which include intensifying attacks on the Standard Media, Uhuru, Gachagua, and the tribal card. Sucking up to Ruto must also be raised to the power of infinity

Not Kenya looking like it's in her “I’m ready to settle” phase💀